Top 14 Robot Jokes Quotes

#1. I had to do a lot of dancing in 'Queens of Country.'

Lizzy Caplan

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#2. Heaven would never be heaven without you.

Richard Matheson

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#3. The Devils also believe and know abundance: But in this is the Difference, their Faith works not by Love, nor their Knowledge by Obedience; and therefore they are never the better for them. And if ours be such, we shall be of their Church, not of Christ's: For as the Head is, so must the Body be.

Various

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#4. Advertising is a tax paid for being unremarkable.*" If that is true, then this tax is rising fast, which is good news for the government - not to mention production companies, media sellers, and agencies -

Joseph Jaffe

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#5. The right story needs the right telling.

John Green

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#6. Apparently zombie killing wears him out. I slip beneath my flannel covers and fire up my e-reader. I always said I wouldn't get one; that I would always continue the timeless tradition of holding a physical book within my hands, but I do have to

Lacey Black

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#7. Initially, I wanted to do films with A-list actors when I was struggling. I was hoping that I could also get that platform where I'm launched with Shah Rukh Khan, Salman Khan or Aamir Khan ... and with them my career could also start, but it didn't happen. And then came 'Queen.'

Kangana Ranaut

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#8. I understand it's my role to realize people's dreams.

Ayumi Hamasaki

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#9. There's nothing I would do again the same, and if given the opportunity, I would decline the opportunity.

Steve Toltz

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#10. One reason I won't compromise is because I believe honesty helps you win over the long haul. You can win a game tomorrow and lose a team. You can lose a game tomorrow and win a football team.

Lou Holtz

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#11. There was a girl who came up to me on the street the other day, she bloomed out of the pavement ... and she must have been in her early twenties, and she said to me, 'You are my childhood.' About the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. -JK Rowling

J.K. Rowling

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#12. I laughed. Partly at the joke, partly at how Afghan humor never changed. Wars were waged, the Internet was invented, and a robot had rolled on the surface of Mars, and in Afghanistan we were still telling Mullah Nasruddin jokes.

Khaled Hosseini

Robot Jokes Quotes #1666874
#13. I haven't danced like this in ages. I don't know, when you move your body, it's kind of like your spirit gets liberated."
"Your spirit is always liberated, I'd say.

Haruki Murakami

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#14. When I look at each of my brothers, I see two things. First, I see the next place I want to leave a rosy welt. Second, I see a good man who will always be there, no matter how hard life gets for me or him. Then, I get out of the way because I realize he's coming at me with a wet dish towel.

Daniel Pearce

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