Ripest Banana Quotes

#1. Why, her father would turn in his grave
well, as a matter of fact, he was cremated, but what I mean is, if he hadn't been he would have. [Ermyntrude]

Georgette Heyer

#2. Bring me Longstreet's head on a platter and the war will be over

Abraham Lincoln

#3. It's morally wrong, and economically self-defeating, that so much wealth flows upwards towards the richest of Americans, while millions work full time but still can't provide for their families.

Charles B. Rangel

#4. We human beings are created and yet we are more rational than the creator himself who spawned us.

Philip K. Dick

#5. I believe we [americans] are strongest as a nation, when the president and Congress work together.

Barack Obama

#6. They talk o' rich folks bein' stuck up and genteel, but for iron-clad pride o' respectability there's nowt like poor chapel folk. Why, 'tis as cold as the wind on Greenhow Hill
aye, and colder, too, for 'twill never change.

Rudyard Kipling

#7. My children love everything that sparkles. My boys just go with everything and make it their own, but my daughter is a little upset because she is 9 and I only go to 5, so sometimes she squeezes herself into a five, and she is trying to make that work because she wants to wear it, too.

Heidi Klum

#8. My account is paid up. Your records are wrong.

Jon Jones

#9. Being Jewish and having lost relatives in the Holocaust, I've always been aware of the meaning of prejudice. These are things that have remained with me throughout my political career.

Bernie Sanders