Rinderle Umass Quotes

#1. Government is like fire. If it is kept within bounds and under the control of the people, it contributes to the welfare of all. But if it gets out of place, if it gets too big and out of control, it destroys the happiness and even the lives of the people.

Harold Stassen

#2. These are my recollections. If you remember things differently, send me your version - but only if it's funnier.

Debbie Reynolds

#3. We like foreplay with God, but we make sure we have our spiritual contraceptives on! Cause we don't want to conceive nothing.

Eddie Long

#4. Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized.

Penelope Douglas

#5. All of us who write need a good editor.
- Sharon Langevin Crawford

Sharon A. Crawford

#6. I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#7. I know that I can sing. That's the reason I started playing music when I was twelve years old.

Kesha

#8. The gods that we've made are exactly the gods you'd expect to be made by a species that's about half a chromosome away from being chimpanzee.

Christopher Hitchens