Rimshots Quotes

#1. If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

Sam Kinison

#2. We're really quite nice and friendly, but everyone has a beastly side to them, don't they?

Sid Vicious

#3. The concept of a mental state is primarily the concept of a state of the person apt for bringing about a certain sort of behaviour.

David Malet Armstrong

#4. Everyone ought to plant a tree in their lifetime.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#5. Chickens, for example, were not people. You looked into a chicken's eyes and you saw the back of the chicken's eyeball.

T. Kingfisher

#6. I don't look down on them, but what can you do? If a man has only ever driven a rickshaw and never in his life held a book in his hand, then what can you expect from him?

Monica Ali

#7. Whoever despises himself still esteems the despiser within himself.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#8. Cole tilted her chin so he could look deeply into her eyes. "Kyle, you are my heaven. Will you come with me?"
"I will." Kyle snuggled deeper into his chest, gently tracing his Sorry tattoo.
Cole's heart beat like the pounding of an angel's wings.

Debra Anastasia

#9. "Uncertainty" is NOT "I don't know." It is "I can't know." "I am uncertain" does not mean "I could be certain."

Werner Heisenberg

#10. Writing a novel is an intense and lonely business, but you have the reward at the end of a very direct dialogue between you and the reader.

Neil Cross

#11. It's a sign of your own worth sometimes if you are hated by the right people.

Miles Franklin

#12. The pleasantest part of a man's life is generally that which passes in courtship, provided his passion be sincere, and the party beloved kind with discretion. Love, desire, hope, all the pleasing emotions of the soul, rise in the pursuit.

Joseph Addison

#13. Because I know. Grown-up white men don't want to pretend to be anything else. Not even for a minute.

Alice Walker

#14. What the world of tomorrow will be like is greatly dependent on the power of imagination in those who are learning to read today.

Astrid Lindgren

#15. Always, instead of the best, she found herself struggling to make the least-worst decision.

Andrea K. Host

#16. I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

Marty Feldman