Right Wisecrack Quotes

#1. I'm making the comeback of the century.

Bob Backlund

#2. I pulled out my phone and thought about calling someone, but who was there to call? And what would I even say? It was just the kind of unpleasant surprise you had to share with someone, but I didn't have anybody to share it with.

Emma Mills

#3. There is only one thing that gives me hope as a Republican, and that is the Democrats. It's going to be hard to do a worse job running American than the Republicans have, but if anybody can do it, it's the Democrats.

P. J. O'Rourke

#4. Being good to people is the only insurance policy you need.

Tom Hodgkinson

#5. I see many more men who are feminist, or at least who have learned about life in the context of feminism.

Jane Fonda

#6. He wasn't in a safe little story where wrongs were automatically righted; he was still in the real world, where bad bitter things happened for no reason, and people paid for things that weren't their fault.

Lev Grossman

#7. I've had a few intense arguments with my boss who happens to be the object of my sexual fantasies.

J.L. McCoy

#8. I have now disposed of all my property to my family. There is one thing more I wish I could give them, and that is the Christian religion.

Patrick Henry

#9. It is well known that no person who regards his reputation will ever kill a trout with anything but a fly. It requires some training on the part of the trout to take to this method.

Charles Dudley Warner

#10. Buy books. Unlike high calorie food, they don't give heart attacks.

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