Ricucci Quotes

#1. One of the best wedding gfts God gave you was a full-length mirror called your spouse. Had there been a card attached, it would have said, "Here's to helping you discover what you're really like!" - Gary and Betsy Ricucci

Gary L. Thomas

#2. Everybody always says that I'm the girl next door, which makes me think that y'all must have a lot of weird next-door neighbours.

Kelly Clarkson

#3. A man can always get his mind around a rose garden.

Suzanne Stroh

#4. Pray to a deaf God that didn't hear me.

Jettie Woodruff

#5. So just bust a move!

Ava J. Abramowitz

#6. The gravity is the first thing which you don't think

Albert Einstein

#7. It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.

Logan Pearsall Smith

#8. Sunshine gives me a headache

Rainbow Rowell

#9. I never exceed the posted speed limit.

Jason Priestley

#10. May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

Frank Zappa

#11. Ultimately, magic finds you, if you let it.

Tony Wheeler

#12. But this is something you have to figure out on your own. Nobody can help you. That's what love's all about, Kafka. You're the one having those wonderful feelings. but you have to go it alone as you wander through the dark. Your mind and body have to bear it. All by yourself.

Haruki Murakami

#13. Melancholia is the disease of the middle-class. The Workers don't know what it means.

Chloe Thurlow

#14. It was as though I had been dying of thirst and the librarian had handed me a five gallon bucket of water. I drank and drank. The only reason I am here and not in prison is because of that woman. I was a loser, but she showed me the power of reading.

Gary Paulsen

#15. The role of a husband doesn't begin at the altar - it begins with the atonement . . . at the cross.

Gary Ricucci