Richard Needham Quotes

#1. You don't marry one person; you marry three: the person you think they are, the person they are, and the person they are going to become as the result of being.

Richard J. Needham

#2. Never depend on a road, depend on your strides

Munia Khan

#3. Strong people make as many mistakes as weak people. Difference is that strong people admit their mistakes, laugh at them, learn from them. That is how they become strong.

Richard J. Needham

#4. God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them.

Richard J. Needham

#5. If you would have God hear you when you pray, you must hear him when he speaks.

Richard J. Needham

#6. The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Richard J. Needham

#7. In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.

Nelson Rodrigues

#8. To create a housing shortage in a huge country, heavily wooded, with a small population
ah, that's proof of pure political genius.

Richard J. Needham

#9. The person who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the honesty. Possibly more.

Richard J. Needham

#10. Where was I going? I puzzled and wondered about it til I actually enjoyed the puzzlement and wondering.

Carl Sandburg

#11. People are like birds - from a distance, beautiful: from close up, those sharp beaks, those beady little eyes.

Richard J. Needham

#12. Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

Richard J. Needham

#13. Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

Kristen Schaal

#14. Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.

Richard J. Needham

#15. The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal.

Richard J. Needham

#16. I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.

Richard J. Needham

#17. When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.

Richard J. Needham

#18. When people are against profits they're against business; when they're against business, they're against employment; when they're against employment, it's not surprising that a large number of them are unemployed.

Richard J. Needham

#19. When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!

Richard J. Needham

#20. For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.

Richard J. Needham

#21. Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters, using the voters' own money.

Richard J. Needham

#22. People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

Richard J. Needham

#23. This (America) is a land of rich diversity, from the towering skyscrapers of Manhatan all the way to the towering mounds of garbage piled up next to the towering skyscrapers of Manhattan.

Dave Barry