Rich Hall Quotes

#1. A standard 'well woman' checkup can last as little as 10 minutes, hardly time for any in-depth discussions.

Virginia Postrel

#2. Egos are drawn to bigger egos.

Eckhart Tolle

#3. The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.

Rich Hall

#4. There is many a rich stone laid up in the bowels of the earth, many a fair pearl laid up in the bosom of the sea, that never was seen, nor never shall be.

Joseph Hall

#5. We are often infinitely mistaken, and take the falsest measures, when we envy the happiness of rich and great men; we know not the inward canker that eats out all their joy and delight, and makes them really much more miserable than ourselves.

Joseph Hall

#6. Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet and the evilest.

Rich Hall

#7. Next, we will create a modern immigration law.

Gerhard Schroder

#8. Are you sizeist?

John Connolly

#9. The cottage pie was about as wholesome and straightforward as you could get. It was food for winter evenings and happy days. And the salad was rich, complicated, a little bit sweet, and seemed to be trying way too hard to be impressive. We'd both served each other a metaphor.

Alexis Hall

#10. Toppling secular dictators in the Middle East has only led to chaos and the rise of radical Islam.

Rand Paul

#11. Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side.

Rich Hall

#12. The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.

Rich Hall

#13. Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!"

Rich Hall

#14. The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).

Rich Hall

#15. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

Rich Hall

#16. A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years.

Rich Hall

#17. When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.

Rich Hall

#18. If you do not have the innate ability to seek out someone's work on your own, and you have to wait for Hollywood to do it for you, then you are some sort of hillside grazer of culture; you are a sheep, a cow, what is biologically classified as a ruminant ... Fuck you.

Rich Hall

#19. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

Rich Hall

#20. Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp.

Rich Hall

#21. As an American, I'd like to apologize-for everything.

Rich Hall

#22. The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.

Rich Hall

#23. I've had two callers ask, 'Did you ever work for someone who is poorer than you are?' Their idea is it takes a rich person to give you a job because jobs are something that are given to you, an inferior, from on high.

John Hall

#24. There were some television sets back in the '50s, but they were expensive. People would gather at the rich guy's apartment down the hall to watch Milton Berle on his 10-inch black-and-white screen.

Al Feldstein

#25. You don't always necessarily see eye to eye with the people that you are getting married into you, so you really have to learn to open your mind, open your heart and be super compassionate about other people's points of view, faith and opinions.

Patricia Rae

#26. If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that they're tired of a genre (zombies) because it's only a fad, I'd be rich. #DeadRising

Ace Antonio Hall

#27. In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.

Rich Hall

#28. Rich people should consider that they are only trustees for what they posses, and should show their wealth to be more in doing good than merely in having it.

Joseph Hall

#29. Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.

Rich Hall

#30. The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.

Rich Hall

#31. The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.

Rich Hall

#32. A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.

Rich Hall

#33. FOOVIEW (foo' view) n. The ability of a dog to inflict guilt from any angle in the room while he watches his master eat.

Rich Hall