Rheumatoid Arthritis Funny Quotes

#1. Thanksgiving should be celebrated in the spring ... I think it would be ever so much better than having it in November when everything is dead or asleep. Then you have to remember to be thankful; but in May one simply can't help being thankful ... that they are alive, if for nothing else.

L.M. Montgomery

#2. Make great account of your precious trials, both interior and exterior; it is thus that the garden of Jesus is adorned with flowers, that is, with acts of virtue.

Paul Of The Cross

#3. Laboring types surrounded me with bad teeth, parrot voices, and unfounded optimism.

David Mitchell

#4. I was somewhere between angry and turned-on.

Steven Ramirez

#5. In a photo shoot, you have to be very comfortable in your own skin. It's all about confidence-boosting and putting on armor.

Adelaide Clemens

#6. I tried to bring them back, but apparently fixing the bodies doesn't return the souls.

Brandon Sanderson

#7. For there are better sides to life
And I should know because I've seen them
But not very often

Morrissey

#8. When this man kisses like this, he doesn't just kiss you, he owns you.

Victoria Ashley

#9. My pessimism (which, by the way, is far from absolute) originated with my despair in the lack of perfection to be found in human nature. I was attempting in my successive books to show the inevitable handicap of the human condition.

Stanislaw Lem

#10. Do not despair of your life. You have force enough to overcome your obstacles.

Henry David Thoreau

#11. If you set out to seek freedom, then learn above all things to govern your soul and your senses ... only through discipline may a man learn to be free.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer

#12. LOVE
COULD
BE
LABLED
POISON
AND WE'D
DRINK
IT
ANYWAYS.

Atticus Poetry

#13. I did not come to heal her, the monster said. I came to heal you.

Patrick Ness