Retzlaff Megan Quotes

#1. Seriously, people. You suck at partying."
"We're depressed," Simon explained.
"You're too young to be depressed, unless you have gonorrhea. That shit is a buzz kill.

Brittainy C. Cherry

#2. Colin Farrel was recently asked about prostitutes and he said, It's like ordering a pizza. Really? What restaurant is he going to? All I ever get is a pizza ... I guess in some ways it is - when it's delivered, it's never quite as hot as you hoped it would be.

Jay Leno

#3. Never take direction for your personal life from a crowd.

John Landis Mason

#4. She watches my hand, riveted. I keep my lips in a straight line, but I want to grin at her obvious hand fetish. She's had one since we were in college.

Tarryn Fisher

#5. It takes practice to shave the skin off the light.

Anne Carson

#6. In this world, beauty is so common.

Jorge Luis Borges

#7. I was screaming and no one could hear.

Alexandra Bracken

#8. It's such a strange marriage, a song and someone that sings it. When that works, it really works, and when it doesn't, it doesn't.

Chris Stapleton

#9. And right now, you two jackwagons are right in the middle of my living room and I'm coming to take out the trash.

John Cena

#10. An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. From his own father, he said, he first learned that Fatherhood must be at the core of the universe. [speaking of George MacDonald]

C.S. Lewis