Retired Educators Quotes

#1. If something becomes old-fashioned, it was no good to start with. Think about it. Michelangelo is not old-fashioned.

David Bailey

#2. The management of fertility is one of the most important functions of adulthood.

Germaine Greer

#3. At first, they'll only dislike what you say, but the more correct you start sounding the more they'll dislike you.

Criss Jami

#4. Everyone has a talent. It's simply a question of good discipline, of the good fortune to have an education that meshes with that talent, and a lot of luck.

Twyla Tharp

#5. I love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It is scary, this love.

Amy Poehler

#6. It's neat how God puts things in front of us to get his point across.

Amanda Penland

#7. He was as completely happy as only a fluffy-minded old man with excellent health and a large income can be.

P.G. Wodehouse

#8. The definition of an 'operating system' is bound to evolve with customer demands and technological possibilities.

Virginia Postrel

#9. I don't care if people I admire criticize me because their opinion is valuable to me.

Karl Lagerfeld

#10. Care is no cure, but rather corrosive, For things that are not to be remedied.

William Shakespeare

#11. I watched Maximoff Hale on-screen profess his undying love for Power Ranges and excitedly say, 'I hope that if I have a brother or a sister, they'll like Power Rangers too.'

Public Fact: Xander Hale is a Power Ranger every year for Halloween.

Krista Ritchie

#12. An assassin's first murder is himself. He kills the man he was.

Lena Coakley

#13. To be fair, he had never actually promised to be monogamous. That was my idea, and though I tried my hardest to convert him, the allure of other people was just too great.

David Sedaris