Republican Party Funny Quotes

#1. I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are ... - Author: David Cross

#2. Clarity leads to attention and attention leads to results. - Author: Henry Cloud

#3. Arbitration is justice blended with charity. - Author: Nachman Of Breslov

#4. I think people expect mud at festivals, I think you'd be asking for your money back if you didn't get it. - Author: Peter Hook

#5. There was one thing my daddy wouldn't tolerate in any shape, form or fashion, and that was being unkind or rude to somebody. That was just very important to my folks. And as it turns out, that was a legacy that he left me that money can't buy, is how to be able to treat people. - Author: Paula Deen

#6. He despises what he sought; and he seeks that which he lately threw away.
[Lat., Quod petit spernit, repetit quod nuper omisit.] - Author: Horace

#7. I looked up at the sky. A mother wants to make friends with her daughter. The daughter wants a mother more than a friend. Ships passing in broad daylight. Mother has a boyfriend. A homeless, one-armed poet. Father also has a boyfriend. A gay Boy Friday. What does the daughter have? - Author: Haruki Murakami

#8. If I don't make it today, I'll come in tomorrow. - Author: Ruth Gordon

#9. I feared Sarah was one of those women who instead of laughing said, "That's funny," or instead of smiling said, "That's interesting," or instead of saying, "You are a stupid blithering idiot," said, "Well I think it's a little more complicated than that. - Author: Lorrie Moore

#10. Actually, acting turned out to be the perfect job for me, because I had a lot of different interests. I thought about being a priest at one point. I thought about being a teacher. I thought about being a lawyer. But I think acting is probably the best job for me. - Author: John C. Reilly

#11. I would like to ask you a question: how many of you pray to the Holy Spirit every day? Probably few, but we must satisfy this desire of Jesus and pray every day to the Holy Spirit, so that he opens our heart towards Jesus. - Author: Pope Francis

#12. I think that if you have a horse, pegasus, qilin, or unicorn, you should sit on it! You should stroke its hair, whisper in its ear, be one with it! And you shouldn't feel sorry if other people don't have one. - Author: C. JoyBell C.

#13. Well folks, what do you think? Here's our choices.. Should I give Paul Bearer back to Kane? Should I shove Paul Bearer down these steps? - Author: Edge

#14. The Universe has been wrought for us by a supremely good and orderly Creator - Author: Nicolaus Copernicus

#15. Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - Author: H.L. Mencken