Regualar Quotes

#1. The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.

Zach Braff

#2. They have chosen cunning instead of belief. Their prison is only in their minds, yet they are in that prison; and so afraid of being taken in that they cannot be taken out.

C.S. Lewis

#3. They've had the old clap-yo'-hands so many times it amounts to applause.

Truman Capote

#4. I'm inspired by my family, especially my mother.

LaDainian Tomlinson

#5. Making female noises, shrieking and squeaking and being shrill, all those things that annoy people with longer vocal cords. Another case where the length of organs seems to be so important to men.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#6. It is refreshing, and salutary, to study the poise and quietness of Christ. His task and responsibility might well have driven a man out of his mind. But He was never in a hurry, never impressed by numbers, never a slave of the clock.

J.B. Phillips

#7. Nothing which does not transport is poetry. The lyre is a winged instrument.

Joseph Joubert

#8. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

Peter Kay