Reform Rabbi Quotes

#1. I have ended as a Reform Rabbi, grateful to Christianity for so many good things.

Lionel Blue

#2. Gwen," Etta said, "I don't know what in the kingdom you were thinking when you told us to pack our stuff-you know we ain't got no stuff.

Michael J. Sullivan

#3. I used to do drugs, but don't tell anyone because it'll ruin my image.

Courtney Love

#4. You're at a Jewish wedding. How can you tell if it's Orthodox, Reform, or Liberal? A: In an Orthodox wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant. In a Reform wedding, the bride is pregnant. In a Liberal wedding the rabbi is pregnant.

David Minkoff

#5. Every time he is unable to answer one of her questions he feels another theft of strength from his limbs.

Glenn Haybittle

#6. Call it loyalty, call it what you want, but I suppose I've got people up here who I'm really tight with, we've made a lot of great bonds over the last few years and I've got people in my corner I can trust.

Jonathan Brown

#7. If he was going to die, he would die fighting.

Quinn Loftis

#8. The dreadful burden of having nothing to do.

Nicolas Boileau-Despreaux

#9. Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.

Joseph Addison