Reddie Comics Quotes

#1. It is a curious fact that the more sophisticated we become the simpler grows our speech.

George Eliot

#2. It pays to be the better predator.

Ellen Hopkins

#3. You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It's their finest hour. About five o'clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.

Tasha Tudor

#4. Atty's eyes rested on Darby with all the subtlety of a dog watching his food bowl being filled!

Tricia Murphy

#5. Long walks on the beach are the supposed holy grail of a romantic evening. The beach becomes a kind of utopia - the place where all our dreams come true.

Roxane Gay

#6. At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half as good as yours', she got all pissed off. Women - they can't take a compliment!

David Henry

#7. Fix yourself something to drink," she said. "I don't have any Mr. Pepper."
"You mean Dr. Pepper?"
"For the love of God!" She exploded. "People expect everything from a psychic! 'Doctor,' 'mister,' I was close enough. I didn't call it 'Mrs. Salt,' did I?

Elizabeth Chandler

#8. Growing old-it's not nice, but it's interesting.

August Strindberg

#9. Where the dead walked
and the living were made of cardboard.

Ezra Pound

#10. Where can I find a man governed by reason instead of habits and urges?

Khalil Gibran

#11. Once you have a firefighter in your family, your family and the families from his crew become one big extended family.

Denis Leary