Rectums Quotes

#1. Why don't suicide bombers smuggle bombs in their rectums?

Mary Roach

#2. Minimalism wasn't a real idea - it ended before it started.

Sol LeWitt

#3. I'm just a lipgloss, blush and mascara kind of girl. I like playing with a bright lipstick or a heavy eye ... But not together!

Lily Cole

#4. Loss is an invitation to a journey of unparalleled growth, yet we seldom RSVP the invitation.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#5. Lana Turner was adorable and funny. Jimmy Stewart was such a nice person. I quickly realized that if you're not a nice person, you're not going to last in this business. I mean, once your box office starts to drop off, like Veronica Lake, they'll get rid of you fast.

Robert Osborne

#6. I believe in the strength and intelligence and sensitivity of women. My mother, my sisters [they] are strong. My mum is a strong woman and I love her for it.

Tom Hiddleston

#7. It was time to kill, not love.

Tijan

#8. The amazing thing about being a dad is to be able to look at your child and realize that the universe is so much bigger than you.

Macklemore

#9. This country would not be a land of opportunity, America could not be America, if the people were shackled with government monopolies.

Calvin Coolidge

#10. Katie had married Johnny because she liked the way he sang and danced and dressed. Womanlike, she set about changing all those things in him after marriage.

Betty Smith