Rectally Administered Quotes

#1. Jesus didn't come to tell us the answers to the questions of life, he came to be the answer.

Timothy Keller

#2. The U.S. is a complex country. It has a high predominance of immigrants who have been eminently successful.

Azim Premji

#3. It is foolish to be in thrall to fame and fortune, engaged in painful striving all your life with never a moment of peace and tranquillity.

Yoshida Kenko

#4. This journey has always been about reaching your own other shore no matter what it is, and that dream continues.

Diana Nyad

#5. For me popular violence is as much an obstruction in our path as the Government violence.

Mahatma Gandhi

#6. I've never experienced- besides the birth of my two daughters-the feeling of winning a world championship in New York in the new stadium. It's something I'll never forget.

Alex Rodriguez

#7. Everyone in society should be a role model, not only for their own self-respect, but for respect from others.

Barry Bonds

#8. In a time of social fragmentation, vulgarity becomes a way of life. To be shocking becomes more important - and often more profitable - than to be civil or creative or truly original.

Al Gore

#9. Only to he avoid misunderstandings, I must say that even last year, when I wrote my pamphlet, I heartily wished that Prussia should declare war against Napoleon.

Ferdinand Lassalle

#10. History is history. What is done is done.

Sister Souljah

#11. The era of the political was one of anomie: crisis, violence, madness and revolution. The era of the trans-political is that of anomaly: an aberration of no consequence, contemporaneous with the event of no consequence.

Jean Baudrillard

#12. Prayer opens the window of heaven.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#13. Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair.

Abu Bakr