Recon Corps Quotes

#1. I have had only two men in four years while he appears every week on the newspapers with another woman.

Michelle Hunziker

#2. There is a time in late September when the leaves are still green, and the days are still warm, but somehow you know that it is all about to end, as if summer was holding its breath, and when it let it out again, it would be autumn.

Sharyn McCrumb

#3. Being involved and hanging out with my brothers who skate is really amazing, especially because of our age. I mean, we're in our mid-late forties and we're still skateboarding in competitions. Who'd have ever thought?

Christian Hosoi

#4. He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely.

Adam Young

#5. Before I leave, the Eurotrash girl tells me she likes my gazelleskin wallet. I tell her I would like to tit-fuck her and then maybe cut her arms off, but the music, George Michael singing "Faith," is too loud and she can't hear me. Back upstairs I find Patricia where I left her,

Bret Easton Ellis

#6. It is belief in the Bible, the fruits of deep meditation, which has served me as the guide of my moral and literary life. I have found capital safely invested and richly productive of interest, although I have sometimes made but a bad use of it.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#7. I was considered one of RCA's brightest young people. Then one day, I found out we'd been sold. They didn't even consult me.

Michael Heisley

#8. Closing the last chapter of our personal history and taking the first step on the Journey will come with the recognition of the futility of spiritual seeking.

Frank M. Wanderer

#9. The man who grasps an opportunity as it is paraded before him, nine times out of ten makes a success, but the man who makes his own opportunities is, barring an accident, a sure-fire success

Dale Carnegie

#10. I think zombies are kind of cute."
"Seriously?"
"I may be thinking about bunnies. Which one has the fluffy little tail, zombies or bunnies?"
"Bunnies."
"Then it's bunnies I'm thinking of.

Derek Landy

#11. It's like when a guy gets a divorce from his wife. You part ways. That's what I did with The Beach Boys.

Brian Wilson

#12. What I will say will not always please you, but what I say will always be honest and true and how I genuinely see it.

Johann Lamont

#13. I've kissed a lot of men. But never have I been so lost in a kiss that when I closed my eyes I saw tomorrows and ever-afters.

K. Bromberg

#14. Be content and happy with whatever comes to you.

Mata Amritanandamayi

#15. If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

Patton Oswalt