Really Smart And Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 46 Really Smart And Funny Quotes

#1. Boys do suck the brains out of smart girls. - Author: K.A. Tucker
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#2. People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty or wrong, they won't laugh. But if it's a big, dirty, smart, funny laugh, they love it. - Author: Michael Patrick King
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#3. You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor. - Author: Katie Nolan
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#4. Female Chauvinist Pigs is smart, alarming, and extremely funny. With nuance and humor, Levy has written both a convincing expos of sex and desire in contemporary America and an important cultural history. I'm giving a copy to my mother. And my sons. - Author: Cathleen Schine
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#5. Greg Gutfeld is funnier than all the smart people I know, and smarter than all the funny people I know. I don't know what that makes him. But one of the smartest, funniest people I know, is fair to say. - Author: Matt Labash
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#6. Dad, I'll never do any better. He's smart and funny and good-looking.."
Stephanie," he took both my hands, "how could you do any worse?"
Best rhetorical question ever. - Author: Stephanie Klein
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#7. Hugh Laurie was intimidating, but he's the greatest guy. He's so wonderful and smart and funny and serious, and he sets the bar high. So if I was scared, it's because I wasn't measuring up. - Author: Peter Jacobson
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#8. The whole thing reminds me of graduate school seminars, except these people are smart and funny and have something interesting to say. - Author: Sarah Vowell
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#9. Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't. - Author: Captain Beefheart
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#10. Once I got away from him, I was smart enough to stay away from him. To hunt that one is as wise as to go hunting a porcupine.

I cannot leave this alone, Nighteyes.

I understand. I am the same about porcupines. - Author: Robin Hobb
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#11. I ain't never seen a creature like that before, she says. He's so smart, he's-
More, like a person than a bird? I says.
Yeah, she says. That's it.
Whatever you do, I says, don't tell him that. I'll never hear the end of it. - Author: Moira Young
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#12. That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife. - Author: Moby
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#13. I like to think my sense of humor is sort of smart and dumb at the same time. I like to work on multiple levels - smart and dumb, funny and sad, profound and mundane, cynical and hopeful. - Author: Robert Lopez
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#14. She's smart, she's funny and she's not afraid to take risks. Not to mention that she's beautiful, sexy and charming. You know it, I know it, and soon everyone else will know it. The only person who doesn't know it is her because of archaic fuckheads like yourself telling her otherwise. - Author: Karina Halle
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#15. They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting. - Author: John Green
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#16. Deep inside, she knew who she was, and that person was smart and kind and often even
funny, but somehow her personality always got lost somewhere between her heart and her
mouth, and she found herself saying the wrong thing or, more often, nothing at all. - Author: Julia Quinn
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#17. Barbara Ehrenreich is smart, provocative, funny, and sane in a world that needs more of all four. - Author: Diane Sawyer
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#18. I've never met anyone as quietly brave and strong as you. I've never met a woman so unassuming, so kind, and so selfless. You are a complex lady." His mouth curled up at the corners. "And you are smart, and passionate, and funny, and exciting, and you blow me fucking away. - Author: Samantha Young
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#19. For Keeping the Faith, I looked at [George ] Cukor's old films like The Philadelphia Story, stuff that's hilariously funny and really smart with a cutting critique in the humor, too. With this, when I read it, I was laughing a lot. - Author: Edward Norton
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#20. Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great. - Author: Derek Thompson
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#21. Girls get their boobs and forget they were ever so gutsy and smart. Boys, too, can display their own brand of clever and funny behavior, but let them get that first erection and they go complete moron for the next sixty years. For both genders, adolescence occurs as a kind of Ice Age of Dumbness. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#22. Steve Yarbrough's Safe from the Neighbors will take your breath away. Ambitious, funny, sad, smart, and beautifully crafted, it's everything a novel should be. - Author: Richard Russo
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#23. Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things. - Author: Jillian Dodd
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#24. The vibration of his cell phone broke his reverie. "Doucette," he answered. "Meet me at the Lamothe House," Sassy replied. "Sassy, I told you I'm not that kind of girl." "Very funny, Mr. Smart Ass. Looks like we have another body." "I'm almost there," Michel said quickly, then hung up. - Author: David Lennon
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#25. Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny. - Author: Aaron McGruder
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#26. Chess is a thinking person's game. But you don't have to be smart to know what's funny! Lots of check, mate! - Author: Steve Breen
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#27. Why? As much fun as a hospital sounds, I'd rather spend the evening dancing with an amazing, smart, funny, interesting, beautiful girl who has the most incredible green eyes I've ever seen. Sophie, will you go to the dance with me? - Author: Leslea Wahl
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#28. I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone? - Author: Tom Brady
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#29. There is nobody out there that will ever be what you are to me. Nobody will ever be pretty enough, smart enough, funny enough, or as big of a pain in my ass as you are. You're the only one I want. You're the only one I've ever wanted. - Author: Claire Contreras
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#30. I like a funny girl. Smart. Talented. I like someone who is good at music - that always intrigues me. - Author: Tom Felton
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#31. If there's ever a woman who's smart, funny, or witty, people are afraid of that, so they don't write that. They only write parts for women where they let everything be steamrolled over them, where they let people wipe their feet all over them. - Author: Teri Garr
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#32. I didn't grow up thinking I was pretty; there was always a prettier girl than me. So I learned to be smart and tried to be funny and develop the inside of me, because I felt like that's what I had. - Author: Kerry Washington
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#33. You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that. - Author: Alex Bradley
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#34. About as close you can get to the perfect cerebral thriller: searingly smart, ridiculously funny, and fast as hell ... I defy anybody to read the first page and not keep going to the last. - Author: Lev Grossman
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#35. Our repartee would be rich with subtlety and sarcasm, as smart and funny as midcareer Woody Allen. Our fucking, like Werner Herzog, serious and perplexing. - Author: Ottessa Moshfegh
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#36. He was funny, smart, charming...and a monumental slut. Dean had all the makings of a man-sized Venus Flytrap. -Lex - Author: Staci Hart
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#37. I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. - Author: Jane Elliot
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#38. I like you a lot. Because you're funny and smart and because you seem to like me. I know that's not a good reason, but I can't help it; if a girl likes me I tend to like her back [ ... ] I like you for all this stuff but I also kind of like you for the cuts on your face - - Author: Ned Vizzini
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#39. But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain. - Author: Paul Krugman
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#40. I think David Letterman is a genius. Night after night he is funny and smart. He seems to really enjoy his jokes. They seem connected to who he really is. I like watching him, and there is no one better at turning an awkward moment into something very funny. - Author: Casey Affleck
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#41. It's funny how really smart people have the most unusual holes in their worldview and perception. - Author: Nalini Singh
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#42. I really like 'Shameless' because it brings up important issues, but we get to talk and laugh and look at something that's really important that's a problem, like alcoholism and bad parenting. It's done in a funny, smart way. - Author: Justin Chatwin
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#43. Saddened that I, a smart, semi-funny, nutty, loyal, good woman, could feel so negative about myself under all the smiling and humor, I felt the sting of tears in my eyes. The way I felt about my appearance was bad. Really freakin' bad. - Author: Samantha Young
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#44. I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. - Author: Megan Fox
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#45. My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife. - Author: Laura Benanti
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#46. Everyone remembers the pop-quiz hotshot bit from 'Speed' because it's extremely funny, and it's really smart and really witty. And the notion that action movies can have dialogue that pops just as well as the explosions is something that I hope more people continue to remember. - Author: Graham Moore
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