Really Funny And Sarcastic Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 36 Really Funny And Sarcastic Quotes

#1. Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky. - Author: John Cleese
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#2. It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it. - Author: Barack Obama
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#3. She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people. - Author: Robertson Davies
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#4. No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. - Author: Groucho Marx
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#5. Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR. - Author: Zig Ziglar
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#6. ...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands. - Author: K.R. Grace
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#7. I've got everything I need right here." That sentimental thought met a room full of cheesy and sarcastic "aw's" and an empty water bottle thrown at my head. No, stop guys, really. You're embarrassing me. - Author: Rachel Higginson
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#8. The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water. - Author: Oscar Wilde
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#9. very funny my sarcastic friend - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#10. Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father. - Author: Will Smith
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#11. So what's it to be, Bear?"
Dev lifted his leg and gave a sarcastic slap to his thigh.
"By golly, I'll take door number two, Bob. You know the one that calls for straight suicide with a side of mutilation and pain? Sign my hairy ass up for that and don't be late. - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#12. Trying to make her angry is like trying to find a corner on a bowling ball. - Author: Craig McLay
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#13. However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive. - Author: Oscar Wilde
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#14. I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Author: Oscar Wilde
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#15. Thought she said to leave the door open."
"It is. It's cracked. That's Open. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#16. Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them? - Author: Oscar Wilde
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#17. Little-known fact about cheerleaders: They keep schedules that would make grown marines cry. - Author: Jennifer Lynn Barnes
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#18. Oh, you're an expert in crazy people now?"
"A month with you and I feel I have a master's degree in the subject. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#19. Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. - Author: Pamela Anderson
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#20. Girlfriend? That's cute." Some people yelled when they got angry. Jason got sarcastic. Always. " Are you taking her to the dance next month? You should probably call ahead; I'm not sure if they let pets in-even ones that are house-trained. - Author: Kathleen Peacock
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#21. When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well. - Author: John Cleese
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#22. Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. "And in the face of it there were thousands of little holes, little what-you-call-'ems ... "
"Alcoves," Kennit supplied in an almost dreamy voice. "I call them alcoves, Gankis. As would you, if you could speak your own mother tongue. - Author: Robin Hobb
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#23. Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. - Author: Richard Belzer
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#24. No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy. - Author: Rachel Hawkins
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#25. I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. - Author: Kurt Fuller
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#26. How tall is it?" [The Harps]
"according to the sagas, it links through time and space and keeps our world and your world tethered together"
"Pretty big, then - Author: Kathryn James
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#27. If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything. - Author: Hillary Clinton
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#28. Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. - Author: Will Smith
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#29. Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile.
Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast.
"What? Sarcastic postkill comeback. Isn't that what you're supposed to do in situations like this?
Too harsh? - Author: Molly Harper
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#30. Madame will forgive me for not perceiving her busyness. It is a sign of the highest breeding to be able to be busy whilst appearing idle to the uninformed observer. - Author: Louis De Bernieres
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#31. Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine. - Author: Rowan Atkinson
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#32. Had double chins all the way down to his stomach. - Author: Mark Twain
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#33. It's not hard to fail ... it's hard to accept you failed ... but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing - Author: Josh Stern
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#34. Celaena?" Sam asked into the dark. "Should I worry about going to sleep?"
She blinked, then laughed under her breath. At least Sam took her threats somewhat seriously. - Author: Sarah J. Maas
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#35. Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. - Author: Oscar Wilde
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#36. Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. - Author: George Carlin
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