Really Douchey Quotes

#1. I make a conscious decision to get involved with guys who are the worst levels of asshole. They're like the Bilbo Douchebaggins from the Shire of Douchey-ness.

Sadie Grubor

#2. The lot assigned to every man is suited to him, and suits him to itself.

Marcus Aurelius

#3. For Christ's sake, were the mountains blue, then chuck on some blue and don't go telling me that it was a blue a bit like this or like that, it was blue wasn't it? Good - make them blue and that's enough!

Paul Gauguin

#4. To inspire is revealing the unpolished bits before perfection.

Gloria D. Gonsalves

#5. I tend to play sort of douchey.

Nick Kroll

#6. Strawberries and Sophie. Ummmmmm, better than strawberries and cream.

K.A. Hobbs

#7. Guys warning girls not to fall in love with them is so truly douchey that it should have a higher success rate.

Lena Dunham

#8. Thought for today: Douchey people are going to find a way to be douchey no matter what you do or how badly you want them not to be.

Kathryne Donovan

#9. I don't even think of myself as a quote, unquote star - that's really douchey. I think of myself as just like a dance commander.

Kesha

#10. The truth is that there's no difference between a life and a story? But a life pretends to be something more? But it really isn't more? LENORE:

David Foster Wallace

#11. It takes every fucking ounce of my self-control to say the next three words. 'Lead the way.

Liz Reinhardt

#12. I watch way too much television and like a lot of shows, so I'm always excited to meet those people and hope they're not douchey.

Kevin Rahm

#13. Poetry is the harnessing of the paradox of earth cradling life and then entombing it.

Carl Sandburg