Top 14 Reality Dysfunction Quotes
#1. Sex is a three letter word even the worst speller in the world can spell.
Chloe Thurlow
#2. If you keep doing what you've always done, you'll keep getting what you've always gotten!
Marc Ostrofsky
#3. We have a rare chance to pursue a new path, a different, better future that delivers progress for both our peoples and the wider world. That's the opportunity before the Iranian people. We need to take advantage of that.
Barack Obama
#4. The dark book has been terribly popular. Dark characters, dysfunction, and all sorts of things from reality that are true in our world.
Jan Karon
#5. Daddy is jive talking
and showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper
Casey Renee Kiser
#6. Santino, come here. What's the matter with you? I think your brain is going soft with all that comedy you are playing with that young girl. Never tell anyone outside the Family what you're thinking again. Go on.
Mario Puzo
#7. It seems so odd to me, an odyssey
How honesty is honestly the rarest thing upon us
Its astonishing.
Asher Roth
#8. It's better to spend a lot on a getup you love than a fraction of that on something, or even five of those somethings, that you'll never bother to take out of the shopping bag. By the way, this advice also applies to discount love interests. And half-price sushi.
Patricia Marx
#9. The power of prayer is so profound that it can assuage our emotions. It calms the mind, dilutes all our worries, gives an anchor to fears and endows us with a remarkable peace of mind.
Balroop Singh
#10. Mindset will change your reality and destination. Are you ready? If yes, start THINKING victory. Trust me - you will win.
Bobby F. Kimbrough Jr.
#11. One of the things I love within music and within sports is how often musicians and athletes thank their audience. In the art world, you would never hear that.
Eric Fischl
#12. Cut out all these exclamation jokes. An explanation point is like laughing at your own joke. I'm going to delete you from my contacts if you keep sending solely emoji texts. You're a grown-ass man.
F Scott Fitzgerald
#13. I would rather say that I messed something up, than that I was to afraid to try!
D.M. Pariso
#14. He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable
Emma Goldrick
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