Ray Vander Laan Quotes

#1. You can't lose with the Stuff I use!

Reverend Ike

#2. Peace be unto thy soul; thine adversity and thine afflictions shall be but a small moment;
And then, if thou endure it well, God shall exalt thee on high; thou shalt triumph over all thy foes.
Thy friends do stand by thee ... '
-Jesus the Christ

Joseph Smith Jr.

#3. God may not play dice with the universe, but something strange is going on with the prime numbers.

Paul Erdos

#4. When you're big you don't need a reason to sweat. You don't, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time like Jeez! What have you been doing? What are ya jumpin rope in the attic?! Well, I peeled an orange.. about an hour ago. Why, what's up?

Kevin James

#5. We feel the pull of nature very strongly, relating - even unknowingly - feeling in ourselves to bulbs being stirred in frozen ground, or to the branches of dead trees. Perhaps this indivisibility from nature is an important thing to recognize as we go about our business in the world.

Sadie Jones

#6. Islamist terrorism has declared war against us, against France, Europe, the entire world.

Francois Hollande

#7. This is Burma and it is unlike any land you know about.

Rudyard Kipling

#8. King Pellinore that time followed the questing beast.

Thomas Malory

#9. Oh, God," he prayed once again, "by all means test us to the limit of our endurance, but please make it humanly possible to go on. Please let there be some sort of path".

Piers Paul Read

#10. If the little grey cells are not exercised, they grow the rust.

Agatha Christie

#11. Sometimes falling for the enemy is inevitable.

Trinity Sunalee

#12. There are two powers only which are sufficient to control men, and secure the rights of individuals and a peaceable administration; these are the combined force of religion and law, and the force or fear of the bayonet.

Noah Webster

#13. You know, it's a wonder I managed to squeeze into the room what with your giant-assed ego taking up all the space.

Samantha Young

#14. A right to property is founded in our natural wants, in the means with which we are endowed to satisfy these wants, and the right to what we acquire by those means without violating the similar rights of other sensible beings.

Thomas Jefferson

#15. Leave no stone unturned and you will leave no reward unearned.

Matshona Dhliwayo