Top 30 Rasmus Lerdorf Quotes
#1. That was some branch. Did it have a vendetta against your t-shirt?"
"Guess so."
"I hope you showed it who is boss."
"Yeah, I peed on it.
Stacey Marie Brown
#3. Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.
Rasmus Lerdorf
#4. I mean, I inherited the disease of alcoholism, and I learned early to get help when I needed it.
Liza Minnelli
#5. For the New Testament authors, Jesus' resurrection is not an isolated miracle, but a crucial revelatory disclosure concerning the nature of reality, the identity of God, and the destiny of human beings.
Stefan Alkier
#6. If people really want to find you, they find you.
Bill Murray
#7. I'm OK with procedural code, and the web is a top-down type of problem. It makes sense to me that you have HTML, you spit out a bunch of HTML, then you call a function to do something and then call another function.
Rasmus Lerdorf
#8. Everything you need to know to enjoy your trip to Italy is in my Conversational Italian for Travelers books!
Kathryn Occhipinti
#9. Francois Truffaut was my godfather on 'Sugar Cane Alley.' He believed in me and in that story, and told everyone that it should be made.
Euzhan Palcy
#10. The file is a gzipped tar file. Your browser is playing tricks with you and trying to be smart.
Rasmus Lerdorf
#11. I don't know how to stop it, there was never any intent to write a programming language [ ... ] I have absolutely no idea how to write a programming language, I just kept adding the next logical step on the way.
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#13. I've never used Sybase in my life. How would I make an intelligent decision about this versus that with a Sybase extension?
Rasmus Lerdorf
#14. This is your silly web browser doing that. The file is correctly named.
Rasmus Lerdorf
#15. I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems
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#16. He touched her and found fire. Tasted her and found life.
Maureen Child
#17. This policy cannot succeed through speeches, and shooting-matches, and songs; it can only be carried out through blood and iron.
Otto Von Bismarck
#18. Full Frame is where I had the first showing of my first film, 'Street Fight.' I have a fond memory of pacing around outside the theater, nervously trying to keep from throwing up. It's a magical festival, well curated, with a warm and generous spirit.
Marshall Curry
#20. When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.
Rasmus Lerdorf
#21. If you want to build an open source project, you can't let your ego stand in the way. You can't rewrite everybody's patches, you can't second-guess everybody, and you have to give people equal control.
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#22. There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.
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#23. You are nobody, and I might have been somebody, and the road to each of us is love.
John Fante
#24. Personally, I tend to be more interested in security and performance-related issues than other things.
Rasmus Lerdorf
#25. He who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else.
Samuel Johnson
#26. For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you
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#27. PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?
Rasmus Lerdorf
#28. Like many visitors, they had been unnerved by the inimitable creepiness of the Holy Sepulchre, a grimly gaudy, theopathical Turkish bathhouse where their childhood saints glared like demented spooks from every moldering wall.
Robert Stone
#29. I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say Yeah it works but you're leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that. I'll just restart Apache every 10 requests.
Rasmus Lerdorf
#30. I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.
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