Raj Koothrappali Quotes

#1. How would you like to have a thousand brilliantly colored cliff swallows keeping house in the eaves of your barn, and gobbling up insects over your farm at the rate of 100,000 per day? There are many Wisconsin farmsteads where such a swallow-show is a distinct possibility. - Author: Aldo Leopold

#2. The best things in life are not things, but they are our beautiful loving thoughts. - Author: Debasish Mridha

#3. The floodgates of tears are opened, and they would rush out if you spoke much. - Author: Charlotte Bronte

#4. The themes that the anti-globalization protesters bring to the discussion are of extraordinary importance. However, the theses that they often bring to it, sometimes in the form of slogans, are often oversimple. - Author: Amartya Sen

#5. I think men were destined to become homemakers. After all, who ever heard of "Ms. Clean" or the "Woman from Glad"? - Author: Randy Glasbergen

#6. When no one else is there, God hears, and he counts our tears as liquid prayers. - Author: Catrina Sparkman

#7. Please bury me in the library
With a dozen long-stemmed proses - Author: J. Patrick Lewis

#8. The human comedy begins with a vertical smile. - Author: Richard Condon

#9. Enlightenment is like everyday consciousness but two inches above the ground. - Author: D.T. Suzuki

#10. The Freudians describe the conscious as a small lit area, all white, and the unconscious as a great dark marsh full of monsters. In their view, the monsters reach up, grab you by the ankles, and try to drag you down. - Author: Doris Lessing

#11. South Africa gives me a perspective of what's real and what's not real. So I go back to South Africa to both lose myself and gain awareness of myself. Every time I go back, it doesn't take long for me to get caught into a very different thing. A very different sense of myself. - Author: Dave Matthews

#12. The Booker triumph of Graham Swift's moving, effortlessly profound Last Orders is a vindication of the quiet, much-misunderstood path this fine writer chose to take after the brilliance of Waterland more than ten years ago. - Author: Kazuo Ishiguro

#13. If the Philippines must remain under the control of Spain, they will necessarily have to be transformed in a political sense, for the course of their history and the needs of their inhabitants so require. - Author: Jose Rizal

#14. Anti-theism presupposes Theism - Author: Cornelius Van Til