Rab C Quotes

#1. Rab: Like a wee chip, Burney son?
Burney: Stick your chips up your arse!
Mary: Heeey, hey, hey, hey - manners.
Burney: Please.

Ian Pattison

#2. What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!

Margaret Atwood

#3. I never look for a photograph. The photograph finds me and says, I'm here! and I say, Yes, I see you. I hear you.

Ruth Bernhard

#4. Now go, and if I hear of more fighting, let it be of how the two of you beat someone else together.

Joe Abercrombie

#5. I'm so marrying him for his wine. Don't judge me. Girls have needs.

Rachel Van Dyken

#6. It is not easy to enter into the silence and reach beyond the many boisterous and demanding voices of our world and to discover there the small intimate voice saying: 'You are my Belived Child, on you my favor rests.'

Henri Nouwen

#7. I think the Priem Minister has to be a butcher and know the joints.

Rab Butler

#8. More then me you betrayed to God Because you said Tujkh mai rab dikhta hai ( i see my God in you)

Mohammed Zaki Ansari

#9. A flatterer is the shadow of a fool.

Thomas Overbury

#10. I did a lot of theatre when I started out. It was the Lyceum, the Citz, the Tron and the Traverse. I came to London and did the Royal Court, the National, 'King Lear' at the Manchester Royal Exchange. I did little bits of comedy, like 'Rab C Nesbitt,' but I wasn't predominantly about comedy.

Ashley Jensen

#11. Ten times did God test our forefathers, and they were not so much as once found to be perfect. Avoth d'Rab. Nathan, chap. 34.

Maurice H. Harris

#12. To me, I'm the epitome of what a ghetto child is: I was raised by a single parent; I stayed in apartments my whole life; I don't think I've ever cut the grass.

Two Chainz

#13. Every Christian that goes before us from this world is a ransomed spirit waiting to welcome us in heaven.

Jonathan Edwards