Raab Himself Quotes

#1. Even if a movie's not a hit, it still has to have something to do with the big thing, which is the stand-up. It pays the most, first of all. It's the thing that I can do at a high, high level. Amongst the best.

Scott Raab

#2. I'm consciously working very hard at not eating.

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#3. One of the best compliments I ever got was "You know what I like about you? You're smart enough to be scared. So many guys come on cocky, they don't want to go over their stuff, they don't want to do a pre-interview. You're always smart enough to be worried till the last minute."

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#4. Pro Publica distorts the relationship between organizations and their consultants,

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#5. When we went to war at the Falklands, Buck Kernan had to shake each man's hand as we boarded a boat for war.

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#6. I think that Michael [Gove] felt things had changed.

Dominic Raab

#7. Boris [Johnson] was cavalier with assurances he made. We're picking a prime minister here to lead the country, not a school prefect.

Dominic Raab

#8. When you do something bad and you know you can do it, only you know you can do it. And do it while it's hot, man.

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#9. As a viewer I came of age during a time when cast members were prone to fistfights. So I may be carrying a little of that kind of image in my head.

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#10. One of the wonderful things about Portlandia - and I'm not just blowing smoke, although I can blow smoke, but I'm not - is that there is an expansive feeling to each segment. It's not reductive. It doesn't seem like sketch comedy.

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#11. The Ranger who trained me at the time was [American] Major Buck Kernan, who became Supreme Allied Commander. I hadn't spoken to him in a few years, but he reached out to me and said, "I'm so proud of you."

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#12. Michael Gove is the right leader for the country.

Dominic Raab

#13. When you've got kids, it's a big undertaking. It's like doing four movies in a row.

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#14. For each show, we do maybe 15 versions before it goes on air. So I know every show microscopically.

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#15. We were striving and struggling not just for a dream ticket, but a dream team.

Dominic Raab

#16. In the British military system, there is a very strict chain of command. Americans just want to win, and the correct strategy may be to speak directly to the men.

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#17. I was a section commander in the parachute regiment [in the British army].

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#18. If you are the leader, you don't have the right to say things like "Ugh, didn't eat this week I was so busy." "Haven't slept." I look sideways at those signs of bravado, which are intended to make one feel that the person is working so hard. I don't think that way.

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#19. [Michael] Gove will be the underdog fighting for the underdog in this leadership race.

Dominic Raab

#20. No one fights with more principle and passion than Michael Gove.

Dominic Raab

#21. The number-one show in America on Sundays will be Celebrity Apprentice. Monday nights, The Voice will be number one. Wednesday nights, Survivor will be number one. And Friday nights, Shark Tank will be number one. It just takes some time management for me to focus.

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#22. Ultimately what is not needed now is recriminations.

Dominic Raab

#23. I said [to my mom], "I want to go to the parachute regiment." She said, "Whew, that's tough. But okay, I understand."

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#24. The Clash, in particular, transcends any category.

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#25. Why would you go anyplace without your iPad? This is the greatest invention. When it gets a little more power, my God. It's like my office.

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#26. I think there's a core of real anger or misery inside every true stand-up comic.

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#27. The comics I've talked to have varied styles as stand-ups, but the throughline is that it's the most intense thing they've ever done.

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#28. Somebody'll be me, tomorrow or whenever. I've been doing this awhile. My time's limited. I've been doing this awhile.

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#29. A movie is a miracle, even if it turns out to be a disappointment.

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#30. Put it in their face," Gotti urged Sammy the Bull Gravano. "They want to see fucking lions and tigers and that's what we are.

Selwyn Raab