Quotology Quotes

#1. Quotology disdains no quotations whatsoever, a duty it bears stoutly, with bloodshot eyes and sagging shelves.

Willis Regier

#2. Misquotation is quotology's swamp. Amateur quoters mix and mangle Shakespeare and Scripture. Professors gaffe and printers bungle. It's a mess we must wade into.

Willis Regier

#3. Well named, Quotology contains everything you always wanted to know about quotations, quoters, quotees, quotation books, 'quoox' (quotations out of context), and their fascinating history.

Marjorie Garber

#4. I hate dialect. It gets in the way. If there is a need for dialect, you can render it quite easily by reproducing the rythm of that form of speech. Then you don't need to bother with silly spellings

Diana Wynne Jones

#5. My identity might begin with the fact of my race, but it didn't, couldn't end there.
At least that's what I would choose to believe.

Barack Obama

#6. I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out.

Louie Anderson

#7. Optimists are those who go after Moby dick in a row boat with a bucket of tarter sauce.

Zig Ziglar

#8. All cartoonists are linked together in the world - it's our language, one we can communicate in.

Liza Donnelly

#9. Beauty makes life easier. People want to do things for you. They want to marry you and pay for everything.

Jerry Hall

#10. I would never use obscene language in the office. Certainly not. I kept my obscene language for the home, where it belongs.

Harold Pinter

#11. Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

Morrissey

#12. Making love to a fat woman sure is a treat, because I'm here to tell you that meat hold heat.

Chick Willis

#13. Bad liars always think they're good at it. (quoting Michael Moynihan)

Jon Ronson

#14. There are a lot of people who look great but can't sing.

David Crosby

#15. My parents were inspired by Bob Dylan and Dylan Thomas when naming me. They specifically saved this masculine name for their only girl.

Dylan Lauren

#16. My dad was in the Army. The Army's not great pay, but, you know, we moved from Army patch to Army patch wherever that was. The Army also contributed to sending me off to boarding school.

James Blunt

#17. The search is in the doing.

Joan Baez