Top 17 Quotes For One Year Old Baby Boy

#1. She's calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy's house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that's who. She's got her sights on our son, and before we know it, she's going to be giving him blow jobs on the back of the bus and forcing him to watch porn with her. This is our BABY, Carter!

Tara Sivec

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#2. A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.

Frankie Boyle

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#3. I started my own business because my parents had no dowry for me, and I was worried. I ran it from their Martha Vineyard's summer house. I baby-sat for a 14-year-old boy all summer and was giving him time-outs, even though I was two years younger than him.

Chelsea Handler

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#4. People who live entirely by the fertility of their imaginations are fascinating, brilliant and often charming, but they should be sat next to at dinner parties, not lived with.

Scottie Fitzgerald Smith

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#5. You can acquire a lot of knowledge without ever going to school.

William Glasser

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#6. I've always dreamed of doing a period piece, I just never knew what it would be.

Emmanuelle Chriqui

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#7. Decided knowledge is not called 'knowledge'. Decided knowledge is called Principle.

Dada Bhagwan

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#8. Can one invent verbs? I want to tell you one: I sky you, so my wings extend so large to love you without measure.

Frida Kahlo

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#9. It is unjust to provoke a man and then to complain he is a satyr if the provocation succeeds. You

Patrick O'Brian

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#10. I was once in darkness, but now, I see a bright light on my path.

Lailah Gifty Akita

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#11. I have a twenty-month-old baby [girl], [and] a sixteen-year-old boy same maturity level.

Gloria Estefan

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#12. Neil had spent his entire life drifting by on the outskirts, looked over and looked past. It'd made him happy, or so he'd thought, because being ignored meant he was safe. He hadn't realized how lonely he was until he met the Foxes.

Nora Sakavic

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#13. I don't go by the rule book

Princess Diana

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#14. Weaving spiders, come not here, Hence, you long legged spinners, hence! Beetles black, approach not here, worm nor snail, do no offense.

William Shakespeare

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#15. Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof.

Andy Samberg

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#16. The only way to achieve lasting peace is through mutual trust, respect, love, and kindness.

Dalai Lama XIV

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#17. What's so great about playing a female lead, especially in law enforcement, is that these women do exist, and they're really quite interesting. They're fascinating.

Emily Rose

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