Quotes For My 23rd Birthday

#1. But when I look back I can't call myself unlucky. My 23rd birthday was December 14. In these years I have had more than most people get in a lifetime.

Ernie Davis

#2. Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.

Douglas Adams

#3. I like the relative literacy of at least some of England. I mean, I didn't come for the food or the weather!

Andrew Solomon

#4. Some people believe that they should have two different lives, and one is what they show on TV and one is their personal life. I am not that person.

Bethenny Frankel

#5. Tell them to stand closer apart.

Samuel Goldwyn

#6. Voters are looking for credibility and are wary of polish. At the end of the day, it doesn't really matter which candidate can more deftly read a teleprompter.

Mark McKinnon

#7. Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply.

Robert A. Heinlein

#8. You are in pain. Relax. Take a breath. Let's pay attention to what is happening. Then we'll figure out what to do. [p. 10]

Sylvia Boorstein

#9. Every human heart is human.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

#10. To every place at once, and, nowhere fixt,
The mind and sight distractedly commixt.

William Shakespeare

#11. One should treat one's fate as one does one's health; enjoy it when it is good, be patient with it when it is poor, and never attempt any drastic cure save as an ultimate resort.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

#12. The late 90s almost forced me to identify myself as a value investor, because I thought what everybody else was doing was insane.

Michael Burry

#13. These things have a life of there own and never existed when I was growing up certainly worrying when one would get made. It's kind of amazing how that one movie kept living through all these years.

Stockard Channing

#14. Sing the song in your heart!

Tasha Dunagan

#15. Well, just another thing that Michael Cole brings to Monday Night Raw, he invited Laycool here, for whatever reason.

Josh Mathews

#16. Letting go of things and not being afraid of being ridiculous or over the top - I think that's the main thing for me to work on.

Charlotte Gainsbourg