Graduates Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 15 famous quotes and sayings about graduates funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 15 Quotes For Graduates Funny

#1. Notebooks allow for all kinds of record-keeping, and I kept one myself as a kid. I was attracted to mixing up words and pictures freely, since that's how I think. - Author: Marissa Moss
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#2. If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#3. And we're not talking mild snoring, either. Imagine being chained to the floor of a cave, with the tide crashing in, louder, louder, louder - - Author: Steven Erikson
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#4. ANKER (A'NKER) n.s.[ancker, Dut.] A liquid measure chiefly used at Amsterdam. It is the fourth part of the awm, and contains two stekans: each stekan consists of sixteen mengles; the mengle being equal - Author: Samuel Johnson
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#5. You can't be a creative thinker if you're not stimulating your mind, just as you can't be an Olympic athlete if you don't train regularly. - Author: Ken Robinson
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#6. You may rely on it," he (Tommasso) said with that exotic accent.
"Sorry, I don't speak Magic 8-Ball. - Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
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#7. Under it all was quagmire. - Author: Henning Mankell
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#8. Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates. - Author: Bauvard
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#9. I'm not sure I deserve you. - Author: J. Lynn
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#10. It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal. - Author: Rob Corddry
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#11. If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results. - Author: George S. Patton
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#12. We have to stop all of the fighting and talking without listening and find a sense of compromise. It's very evident that it could possibly happen. No matter what your political views are, we're in a very dangerous state of politics. - Author: Edwin Hodge
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#13. Sometimes people say things that they don't mean, but sometimes they don't mean it but it's true ... - Author: C.M.
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#14. Adolescents are attracted to tragic heroes. That's why rock stars dress like homeless people. Adolescence is a fall. It's when every child becomes an orphan. - Author: Heather O'Neill
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#15. You have learned from your mistake, and you shall not make it again. Why, then, should you withhold your blessing from those who may benefit from it? - Author: Christopher Paolini
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