Quotes For A Friend With Benefits

#1. Angela has a boyfriend. Actually, he's a friend with benefits."
"What's that?" Grandma said.
"It means she likes him, and she sleeps with him sometimes when she feels like it."
"In my day, we called that a husband," Grandma said.

Elaine Viets

#2. If you don't want to be a side piece, or a friend with benefits, don't settle for that from any man.

Kristen Proby

#3. I want you to know that I'm serious. You're not a hook up. You're not a friend with benefits. You're more than that to me.

J. Lynn

#4. I had a friend who was getting married. I said, 'You're getting married - I didn't know about all this!' She said, 'I need health benefits.'

Nancy Pelosi

#5. Our Constitution does not profess to have been established simply by the majority, but by 'the people' - the minority as much as the majority.

Lysander Spooner

#6. You look extremely young," said Miss Nightingale....
"Age isn't really a matter of years, I find," returned Phemie. "I know people twice my age who will never be as old as I am now.

Frances Murray

#7. Indifference elicits no response. Indifference is not a response. Indifference is not a beginning; it is an end. And, therefore, indifference is always the friend of the enemy, for it benefits the aggressor - never his victim, whose pain is magnified when he or she feels forgotten.

Elie Wiesel

#8. I like girls who eat carrots!

Louis Tomlinson

#9. Curiosity is a restless propensity and often does but hurry us forward the more irresistably, the greater is the danger that attends its indulgence.

Lennard J. Davis

#10. I'm happy with the coach we have. I think any one of the ones I asked them to consider would've been good.

Bear Bryant

#11. If I honour my needs first, I will be the best wife, the best mum, the best sister, the best friend. I have to come first, because then everyone benefits.

Gisele Bundchen

#12. If this was the price of benefits, it was too high. He wanted his friend back, because that was a man worth taking an avalanche for.

S.P. Wayne

#13. Edgar Allen Poe really started me when I was 8. I fell in love with everything of his.

Ray Bradbury

#14. We can be thankful to a friend for a few acres, or a little money; and yet for the freedom and command of the whole earth, and for the great benefits of our being, our life, health, and reason, we look upon ourselves as under no obligation.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

#15. Friends with benefits are neither.

Jason Evert

#16. I promise you, when I'm done, your ass will be sore, but others will be dead." "You're not being literal, are you?" "Yes, your ass will be sore." I

Aleatha Romig

#17. Olivia's family tell each other "i love you" all the time. i can't remember the last time anyone in my family said that to me.

R.J. Palacio

#18. Planning to play: that's what saving for retirement is today - and it is antithetical to the nature of play, fully within the definition of work, and blissfully ignorant of the reality of death.

John Thorn

#19. You know, we recently played a benefit with my husband, Elvis Costello, and Sir Elton John, who is a mutual friend of ours. Playing with Elvis and Elton and accompanying them with my band was a pretty euphoric experience.

Diana Krall

#20. Being there when things are easy is one of the benefits of being a good friend. Being there when things get difficult is one of the tests.

Nina Guilbeau

#21. I think we should see whether we are wise trying to educate everybody to a high standard the way we are trying to do now. There has to be a high level of education so everybody is literate, but whether university education is necessary for everyone is open to question.

Robertson Davies

#22. What is your intention as you begin dating? Are you hoping to enter into another serious relationship right away? Exclusive or Open? Companion? Friend with benefits? You define this. Don't let someone else define this for you.

Staci Bartley

#23. An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded.

Pope John Paul II

#24. Praise from the common people is generally false, and rather follows the vain than the virtuous.

Francis Bacon

#25. The same soil is good for men and for trees. A man's health requires as many acres of meadow to his prospect as his farm does loads of muck.

Henry David Thoreau

#26. To oblige a friend by inflicting an injury on his enemy is often more easy than to confer a benefit on the friend himself.

Anthony Trollope

#27. In morals as in politics anarchy is not for the weak.

Mary McCarthy