Your Funny Friend Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 82 famous quotes and sayings about your funny friend to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 82 Quotes About Your Funny Friend

#1. My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought. - Author: Brendon Urie
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#2. Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Author: Corey Ford
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#3. RON: Only- friends. Funny word- friends. Not that funny. Just a word, really. Friends. Friend. Funny friend. You, my funny friend, my Hermoine. Not that- not my Hermoine, you understand- not MY Hermoine- not MINE- you know, but... - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#4. Sanders was a friend of chickens. - Author: Charles Taylor Manatt
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#5. My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car. - Author: Mazo De La Roche
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#6. What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating. - Author: Scott Hamilton
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#7. No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. - Author: Groucho Marx
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#8. A friend said to me, "I think the weather is trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it's the way we perceive it." And then I realized I just should have said, "Yeah." - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#9. I'm thankful enough or blessed enough to be able to say that Miles Davis was a friend when he was alive, and he was a wonderful mentor and really, really funny, you know. - Author: Prince
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#10. Life is so much friendlier with two. - Author: A.A. Milne
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#11. You Too? I thought I was the only one. - Author: C.S. Lewis
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#12. I'm happy for the kid and everything, but how the fuck does Lio get a friend before me? I live here.
'I told you I could do it ' Lio IMs me. I want to rip out that smiley's eyes. - Author: Hannah Moskowitz
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#13. A friend of mine from college is married to Neil Levy, who started on 'Saturday Night Live' in the early days and is a really great guy and funny writer. - Author: Richard LaGravenese
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#14. The best time to make friends is
before you need them. - Author: Ethel Barrymore
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#15. A dear friend of my early childhood has worked as an anthropologist in Papua New Guinea for much of her life, and from the tiny island where her main work has been focused, she has brought me many funny and beautiful stories over the years. - Author: Michael Leunig
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#16. Funny how new facts pop up and make you doubt that there's any goodness in life. Everyone pretends to be normal and be your friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don't know about ... - Author: James Franco
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#17. I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees. - Author: Ryan Lilly
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#18. Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you. - Author: Yasser Arafat
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#19. A mother is the best friend God ever gave. - Author: Christian Nestell Bovee
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#20. very funny my sarcastic friend - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#21. A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Author: Erma Bombeck
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#22. I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey. - Author: Sally Phillips
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#23. I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased the all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank." - Author: Steven Wright
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#24. It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book. - Author: Alice Greczyn
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#25. Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" - Author: Andy Borowitz
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#26. It's funny, you know, time does travel pretty quickly and I do have good friends, and the further away I go from them in location, it matters that I keep on the same line and the same groove that I had and preserve that groove with people who I see seldom. - Author: Robert Plant
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#27. Is this your boyfriend?" the first nun asked.
Clair Olivia looked me up and down. "No. This is my gay friend who decided he was straight and single-handedly wrecked havoc at an all-boys school in Massachusetts this fall. He's gay again and home for Christmas, so yay! - Author: Bill Konigsberg
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#28. Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. - Author: Otto Von Bismarck
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#29. It's funny, but if I had to say whom I'm closer to, who knows me better, I'd have a hard time choosing between my husband and my best friend. - Author: Nancy Thayer
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#30. I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. - Author: Dave Barry
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#31. A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Author: Samuel Hall Lord
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#32. That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men - Author: Bill Engvall
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#33. What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is. - Author: Oprah Winfrey
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#34. I don't like half the folks I love. - Author: Paul Thorn
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#35. I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. - Author: Euripides
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#36. Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it. - Author: Ethan Day
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#37. When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church. - Author: Jimmy Carr
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#38. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. - Author: Jim Carrey
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#39. I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend, but other people would just think I was an asshole. I was at least partly right. - Author: Joe Rogan
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#40. Some of the writers I admire who seem very, very funny and very emotional to me can develop a closeness with the reader without giving too much of themselves away. Lorrie Moore comes to mind, as does David Sedaris. When they write, the reader thinks that they're being trusted as a friend. - Author: Sloane Crosley
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#41. I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend, and I say something, he says, "What?" So I say it again, and he says, "What?" Really, it's just some insignificant stuff I'm saying, but now I'm yelling, "That tree is far away!" - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#42. The material comes from whenever you realize that you and someone else have something in common. So any conversation you've had more than once, anything you see happening to you that you see happening to a friend, you go, Hmmm, that's a situation I can make funny. - Author: Chris Rock
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#43. People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns ... behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth ... with braces on them. - Author: Steven Wright
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#44. There's no better friend than a sister ... - Author: Mary Engelbreit
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#45. For about four years, I've been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common. - Author: Megan Boyle
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#46. Pastors are starting to get wily. When people tell my friend, 'I'm not being fed,' he replies, 'I'm prefectly happy to spoon feed my one-year-old. But if I'm still spoon-feeding him when he's five, we've got a problem. Here's a fork. Feed yourself. - Author: Jon Acuff
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#47. She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. - Author: Andrew Hinkinson
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#48. Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. - Author: Rebecca Brooks
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#49. It's funny how much of childhood is about proximity. Like who your best friend is is directly correlated to how close your houses are; who you sit next to in music is all about how close your names are in the alphabet. Such a game of chance. - Author: Jenny Han
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#50. She was supportive, didn't pry or expect anything from me, and sensed when I needed my space. If she were a guy, I'd probably date her. Or, if I were a lesbian. And if she were a lesbian. I guess we'd both have to be lesbians for that to work. Regardless, she made a pretty great friend. - Author: Temple West
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#51. Friend, we are well met indeed. I think we are a pair of fools and that we should hasten to Nildren's Peak, where I shall buy ye such a dinner as even your great frame will find sufficient. And then we shall see who can drink the other under the table. Is that good by ye? - Author: Ian Livingstone
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#52. I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming.
"You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend. - Author: Chelsea M. Cameron
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#53. I know what I look like. I'm not a babe who's automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think I would always be cast as the friend. I probably tend to look crap more often than I look good. I like messing around and pulling funny faces and doing funny walks. - Author: Ashley Jensen
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#54. I would have taken Zeb, purely for entertainment value, but he had an actual date, with a real girl. That hadn't happened in a while, so I was a good friend and put my own needs second to the possibility of him actual sex with a real girl. - Author: Molly Harper
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#55. The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine. - Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#56. We all men want a bad girl friend, but a good wife. - Author: M.F. Moonzajer
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#57. I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend. - Author: Augusten Burroughs
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#58. We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home - Author: Thabang Gideon Magaola
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#59. I was going to stay overnight at my friend's house - he said, "you'll have to sleep on the floor." Damn gravity! You don't know how bad I wanted to sleep on the wall. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#60. I love writing with Adam Lambert. He's really funny and very fun, he's a great friend. - Author: Bonnie McKee
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#61. Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family. - Author: Bruce White
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#62. The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair - Author: Olive B. Persimmon
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#63. It's funny how getting stabbed through the heart by a friend can bring your whole school year down. - Author: Heather Brewer
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#64. You think it's funny?" Shay said with annoyance.
"Yes." Her friend paused to get her laughter under control. "I'm sorry. It's just that you're the last person in the world I'd ever imagine marrying again after ol' Mr. Flaccid Flagpole. - Author: Lindsey Brookes
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#65. I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. - Author: Jimmy Carr
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#66. Without friends the world is but a wilderness. - Author: Francis Bacon
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#67. I was out with a friend and he came over with a pair of girls. I said to him "They're like buses." He said "What? Because you wait for ages and then two come along at once." I said "No, they are like buses!" - Author: Jimmy Carr
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#68. When you're working with a big star, you always wonder what it's going to be like. Hugh Jackman puts you at ease within 10 minutes. He has such a wonderful energy and is so generous when you're doing a scene. He's just so funny and friendly and playful - he instantly becomes your friend. - Author: Cush Jumbo
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#69. It's funny how you can know a person, think of him as your closest friend, and still never gain access to the secret chambers in his heart. - Author: Jennifer Finney Boylan
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#70. Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. - Author: Wavy Gravy
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#71. After reading some of my stories, I once had a friend say to me, "I'd love to spend five minutes in your head to see what's going on in there." I warned them, "If you spent five seconds in my mind you'd probably run out screaming and never speak to me again. - Author: Mark W. Boyer
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#72. Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!' - Author: Russ Meneve
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#73. Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim forest while your friend stitches runes on a giant bowling bag! - Author: Rick Riordan
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#74. My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off. - Author: Isaac Marion
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#75. When you're a woman in your thirties, and maybe you don't really know what you want to do with your life, but it seems like everyone else does, and your best friend gets married, and it forces you to look at yourself. I don't know if I described that in a very funny way. - Author: Kristen Wiig
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#76. Maybe a friend is someone who wants your updates. Even if they're boring. Or sad. Or annoyingly cutesy. A friend says "Sign me up for your boring crap, yes indeed"
because he likes you anyways. He'll tolerate your junk - Author: E. Lockhart
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#77. I understand we'll be attending your friend Miss Worthington's Christmas ball. Perhaps I'll find a suitable
which is to say wealthy
wife among the ladies attending.
And perhaps they will run screaming for the convent. - Author: Libba Bray
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#78. Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you. - Author: Natasha Leggero
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#79. Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. - Author: Charles Caleb Colton
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#80. Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. - Author: Jon Foreman
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#81. My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts. - Author: Demetri Martin
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#82. My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head. - Author: Karen Duffy
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