Your Funny Boyfriend Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 36 famous quotes and sayings about your funny boyfriend to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 36 Quotes About Your Funny Boyfriend

#1. You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. - Author: Robyn Carr
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#2. Nah, Dad, I'm good. Please leave me in this hotel bedroom with my handsome boyfriend. And several of his relatives, and a very sharp weapon."
"Clearly I went badly wrong somewhere when raising you," said Dad. "Well, best to do down before Tomo gets into the vodka. - Author: Sarah Rees Brennan
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#3. Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. - Author: Lucy Liu
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#4. Boyfriend?"
Her cheeks heated. "Yes."
"Funny name."
"What?" She frowned. "Ernest is a perfectly nice name."
"Oh, I thought I heard you call him Ermine. - Author: Nalini Singh
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#5. The worst part is, he's been extra sweet because he's trying to make everything okay again. If he weren't a serial killer, he'd be the perfect boyfriend - Author: Kelly Oram
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#6. My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. - Author: Jo Brand
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#7. I want to go out with my friends and have a laugh. It's funny: you always attract men when you don't want them - you'll go out, and they'll want your number, while you're left thinking, 'Where were you when I wanted a boyfriend?' - Author: Rebecca Ferguson
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#8. For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now, I won't wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I'm real funny that way. - Author: Elle Fanning
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#9. What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? - Author: M.D. Saperstein
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#10. The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend? William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish - Author: Tate Hallaway
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#11. After that came her biggie: a triple murder
her dealer, the dealer's sister, and the dealer's sister's boyfriend.
Reading that made me feel a little funny that we'd fucked and I'd loved her. - Author: George Saunders
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#12. Her boyfriend, Camdon or Brandon or whatever his name is, tosses Callie his wallet and says, 'Gotta take a leak.' They exchange a kiss--- which, I mean, why? Is he going to drown in the toilet? - Author: Julie Murphy
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#13. What did that stupid deserting crap-bag ex-boyfriend, ex-best friend with the most perfect stupid hair do? He DIDN'T delete his crap off the desktop before he fled my life and left me all alone. That's what he did. - Author: James Patterson
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#14. I really wish your boyfriend would stay out of my love life."
"Funny. I bet Felicity wishes her boyfriend would stay out of it, too. - Author: Diana Peterfreund
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#15. It was funny how all the useless knowledge you accumulated when you're in love with someone could sit for years gathering dust in the back of your mind, only to spill out at the slightest reminder. - Author: Blakney Francis
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#16. How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend? - Author: Russell Brand
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#17. Annabeth dies, trying to keep her boyfriend, the Son of Poseidon, from drowning. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#18. I'm twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I'm the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all. - Author: H.J. Bellus
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#19. He's not my boyfriend."
"Ha. That's a good one. I saw you two tonsil surfing out there."
I could kill her. "I don't even have tonsils!"
"I know that and I bet Nick knows that too, now." She slaps her leg because she's just too funny for words. - Author: Carrie Jones
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#20. Recently thought of deleting my Facebook account and start using twitter, but realized it's not easy. Facebook has become like the boyfriend I no longer like but scared to dump because I've invested so much time in the relationship. - Author: Manasa Rao
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#21. You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far. - Author: Libba Bray
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#22. Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy
He's English! And Mom ... Mom hates foreigners!
- Cat - Author: Jeaniene Frost
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#23. I can't pass a puppy, a kid or a baby without stopping. It's really annoying to every boyfriend I've ever head. My mother will roll her eyes and go, "God, really?!" But, I find children funny and great, and I love them. - Author: Minnie Driver
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#24. Is this your boyfriend?" the first nun asked.
Clair Olivia looked me up and down. "No. This is my gay friend who decided he was straight and single-handedly wrecked havoc at an all-boys school in Massachusetts this fall. He's gay again and home for Christmas, so yay! - Author: Bill Konigsberg
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#25. And Sanderson?" "Are you kidding? I bet his girlfriend is a dominatrix or something." "Or his boyfriend." "No, he's so not cool enough to be gay." She was very funny. - Author: Mary Calmes
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#26. So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not? - Author: K.A. Mitchell
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#27. I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me. - Author: M.D. Saperstein
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#28. Speaking of ... does this mean you get your phone back?" I shrug. "I don't really want that phone back. I'm hoping my whipped boyfriend will get me an iPhone for Christmas. - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#29. I'm sorry I have issues with my boyfriend doing other men. I'm sorry I have issues with me doing other men. Why was I always being made to feel guilty because I wasn't having sex with more people? Wasn't it supposed to be the other way around? - Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
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#30. If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. - Author: Barbara Kingsolver
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#31. Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to. - Author: Eugene Ormandy
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#32. Her voice was erudite, interesting; the voice of someone who straddled two cultures with a surety and style that I wished my boyfriend could find. She was smart, funny, and, above all, completely capable of controlling her life and what happened to it. - Author: Ruth Ahmed
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#33. With my boyfriend, we can make sexist jokes to each other because we know it's absolutely not true. If I get home from a long day and he says: 'Go on, get in the kitchen,' it's funny because we know it's not our lives. - Author: Emily Browning
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#34. I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. - Author: Jimmy Fallon
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#35. I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend. - Author: Kylie Scott
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#36. Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. - Author: Beth Garrod
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