Quotes About Your Best Cousin

#1. Hey there, Lissa Daniels," he said. He raised his Coke. "Would you like to say hello to your distant cousin, Jack? - Author: Kody Keplinger

#2. Your fey cousin here has the miraculous ability to hold his liquor
and mine, and yours, and the king's, and half the country's, I expect. - Author: Alethea Kontis

#3. I really don't care if he's my cousin anymore. - Author: Josephine Angelini

#4. My cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception. - Author: Joan Rivers

#5. Lucian stared at him, overwhelmed. "What are you all of a sudden?" he demanded gruffly. "An ancient wiseman?"
Jory pointed to himself.
"Look at me, cousin. Did ancient wisemen have shoulders like mine? - Author: Melina Marchetta

#6. Shane:is your distant cousin jack the ripper dropping in for coffee.
eve:screw you collins - Author: Rachel Caine

#7. If only he didn't believe he was Shamu's distant cousin. It was such a shame for someone so sublime to be certifiable. - Author: Rosanna Leo

#8. A movie playing on the TV screen in front of us. Some sort of bad Tom Cruise drama. I've never liked Tom Cruise. He always reminded me of someone's creepy cousin, who smiles too big before he touches your butt and whispers something gross in your ear with hot whiskey breath. - Author: Erin McCarthy

#9. Elizabeth studied the blurry tabloid photo, which showed her cousin Mary Stuart leaving a Paris disco at dawn, drunkenly clinging to the arm of a French tennis pro. The message was very clear. Put passion first and you end up neither loved nor respected. - Author: Barbara Taylor Bradford

#10. I was raised by maternal grandparents who were born in 1890 and 1899, respectively. They were British subjects; George V was the cousin of the tsar. The Romanovs were very real in their household. - Author: Kathryn Harrison

#11. Consciousness may be seen as the haughty and restless second cousin of morphology. Memory is its mistress, perception its somewhat abused wife, logic its housekeeper, and language its poorly paid secretary - Author: Gerald Edelman

#12. Do you have a brother or cousin in Ivory Coast, because I don't have the money to bring you to Porto. - Author: Jose Mourinho

#13. Doubt is a first cousin to faith, Ghosh. To have faith, you have to suspend your disbelief. - Author: Abraham Verghese

#14. And all the nursemaids and kitchen maids I ever knew when I was a child, always had a aunt, who knew a woman, whose first cousin's boy had been put into just such a box, and had never been seen again. - Author: Susanna Clarke

#15. My cousin Georgia says that boys are like gazelles. She says the get alarmed when they get close to girls. And they have to leap off into the woods like gazelles in trousers. Or have I just made that up? - Author: Louise Rennison

#16. The first two years I was on 'MADtv' were really, really fun. We always thought it was 'Saturday Night Live's very nice, slightly asthmatic, shorter cousin. - Author: Ike Barinholtz

#17. Me and my cousin, most of the time we worked on radios and fixed them. I guess we started because I was curious to understand how radios work. When I was little, I used to think there were small people inside. Most of the time, I was just trying to see the people who are speaking in the radio. - Author: William Kamkwamba

#18. I have a cousin called Flirta D who was big in the grime world, which made me really cool at school. 'Flirta D's your cousin?' 'Yeah, buddy.' 'He must be a millionaire!' - Author: Sampha

#19. The people in the United States are some of the most generous people in the world. We saw it in Haiti. We saw it with Katrina. When devastation strikes, American people want to step up. - Author: Ertharin Cousin

#20. When my cousin Anil-da started telling us what he'd heard at the market about the groom's family, at my aunt Moina-pehi's wedding in January 2002, his eyes shone like inky marbles reflecting sunlight. - Author: Aruni Kashyap

#21. My sisters call him Slinky Simon.'
Alec chuckled.
'It's only funny if he's not your cousin.'
'It's funny because it's true. - Author: Julia Quinn

#22. You must forgive my cousin, Mr. Carroll; his manners are deplorable."
Colonel Fitzwilliam feigned offence and turned to the butler while addressing his cousin's barb. "Mr. Carroll and I have an understanding, don't we, man? He knows I prefer to walk in unannounced. - Author: KaraLynne Mackrory

#23. Maia hated this town. Everything was connected. Everybody was somebody's cousin or childhood friend. A city of a million-plus people, and they still operated like a little country town. - Author: Rick Riordan

#24. If it comes to that," retorted Frederica, with spirit, " I am continually shocked by the
things you don't scruple to say to me,cousin! You are quite abominable!"
He sighed. "Alas, I know it! The reflection gives me sleepless nights. - Author: Georgette Heyer

#25. I was young and frightened and craved respect and its ugly cousin, approval, so I did as I was told. - Author: Sherman Alexie

#26. The worst of me wants credit for intending to do right by Jermaine, and has no intentions of disrupting my life for the needs of a cousin I always looked up to. - Author: Kiese Laymon

#27. That's perfect," he said. "I'm sorry about that. It's genetic, I think. My mother had exactly the same problem, and a cousin of hers too. We're allergic to raw onion. - Author: Alexander McCall Smith

#28. Infatuation is not quite the same thing as love; it's more like love's shady second cousin who's always borrowing money and can't hold down a job. - Author: Elizabeth Gilbert

#29. Ah, but I'm not a gentleman," said the Marquis. "I have it on the best of authority that I am only a
nobleman."
"Good gracious, Vidal, who in the world dared to say such a thing?" cried his cousin, instantly
diverted.
"Mary," replied his lordship, pouring himself out a glass of wine. - Author: Georgette Heyer

#30. Historically, there would always be people among the general population who had family members, friends, cousins who'd done time or who'd been in prison. - Author: Hank Azaria