Quotes About Wikiwars

#1. Any computer that developed real consciousness was immediately identified by the Genesis subroutine and destroyed. It had been that way since the WikiWars a century ago, when Wikipedia became self-aware and began vengefully reediting its contributors with remote-controlled heavy weaponry.

Michael Rubens

#2. Indolence is sweet, and its consequence bitter.

Voltaire

#3. Each of us has much for which to be grateful if we will but pause and contemplate our blessings.

Thomas S. Monson

#4. How could he have wanted someone so desperately for so long and then be this terrified when he finally saw him again?

Brandon Shire

#5. Stop it, Misha. Stop being so frightened of everything. But she couldn't stop. She carried fear with her like a little animal, curled in the nook behind her heart, and it whispered to her. You are weak, you are frightened, and you will never dare do anything at all.

Stefan Bachmann

#6. If you are a Rothschild, a Rosenwald, a Gimbel, or even a Waldbaum, growing up Jewish can be a rich experience. For the rest of us, it could be just so-so.

Gene Saks

#7. The white moth to the closing vine,
The bee to the open clover,
And the Gypsy blood to the Gypsy blood
Ever the wide world over.

Rudyard Kipling

#8. My family wasn't the Brady Bunch. They were the Broody Bunch.

Sandra Bernhard

#9. Laura was going to sew herself into the shape of happiness all on her own.

Emma Straub