Quotes About Whiskey And Beer

#1. Whiskey and Beer are a man's worst enemies... but the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

Zeca Pagodinho

#2. Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.

Billy Sunday

#3. A wet cigarette butt clung to my cheek like a mashed cockroach. I could smell whiskey and beer in my clothes and Gable's blood on my knuckles and I swore I could taste whiskey surging out of my stomach into my throat, like an old friend who has come back in a time of need.

James Lee Burke

#4. Her mother bent close, the smell of whiskey and beer and sweat as familiar as any perfume to Kaye.

Holly Black

#5. Trash can!
Pritkin cursed and grabbed one, just about the time everything I'd eaten that night paid a repeat visit. Whiskey, pizza, milk shake, beer-and a lone, half-dissolved gummy bear, which was a surprise, since I couldn't actually recall having eaten any. Fun times.

Karen Chance

#6. I've had years to see the funny side.

Derek Landy

#7. I was tired of men. Hanging in doorways, standing too close, their smell of beer or fifteen-year-old whiskey. Men who didn't come to the emergency room with you, men who left on Christmas Eve. Men who slammed the security gates, who made you love them and then changed their minds.

Janet Fitch

#8. Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer ... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!

Drew Carey

#9. I mean, it's not even been a two-and-two-make five sort of a day, it's more like a two-and-to-make ... fish ... or something ... You know? Not even close to making sense.

Dave McKean

#10. Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

Toby Keith

#11. But so often, things of great beauty are full of great corruption.

Francine Rivers

#12. No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked, beer-besmeared, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devil - talk to me face to face ...

Carrie Nation

#13. How can it not be bothering you though?" she asked.
"Beer, whiskey, and an invisible wall," I lied.

Alyse M. Gardner

#14. You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and ancient whiskey - the sacred incense of the drinking man.

Bruce Aidells

#15. I love driving. I still drive a 1993 Toyota Camry. I do want to get an electric car, but it's less of a carbon footprint if you keep your old, fuel-efficient car on the road than if you say 'build me a whole new car.'

Josh Fox

#16. Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

Mark Twain

#17. Most people are not particularly good at anything.

George Carlin

#18. Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted queen.

Kate Bernheimer

#19. I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families.

Thomas Jefferson

#20. I am going to add a cold beer. Why not a bottle of whiskey? Because my story is cheap and cannot afford such props. Goddamn, even my imagination is not wealthy enough to order a bottle of Jack!

Plamen Chetelyazov

#21. Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.

Langston Hughes

#22. As the strong man exults in his physical ability, delighting in such exercises as call his muscles into action, so glories the analyst in that moral activity which disentangles.

Edgar Allan Poe

#23. I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey.

Jerry Garcia

#24. Instead of expending time to train yourself not to be afraid of snakes, avoid them altogether.

Richard Koch

#25. A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.

M.F.K. Fisher

#26. I always dressed as a man when I was at school. I loved wearing a tie and a shirt, and I was always wearing suits. Annie Lennox was my hero. I was always playing men in high school.

Cate Blanchett

#27. A Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer and whiskey. The girl who attends a ball but never dances a step, will soon surrender her body to the lustful embrace of every casual male acquaintance as other dancers do.

John R. Rice

#28. Whatever your dreams are in life ...
always believe in your heart that you can achieve them. With strong faith & great diligence ... you shall!

Timothy Pina

#29. If you don't go within, you go without.

Neale Donald Walsch

#30. Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.

Carrie Nation

#31. Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

Louis Untermeyer

#32. I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

Babe Ruth

#33. Have some whiskey,there's nothing like it for clearing the head. You must expect to be thick-witted if you insist upon drinking beer.

W. Somerset Maugham

#34. My room is a grave yard of whisky bottles in a swamp of stale beer, cigar ashes, and dick jokes.

Vincent Brooks

#35. Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how to drink whiskey?

Maria Edgeworth

#36. When you're wrong, you're wrong. But when you're right, you're wrong anyhow.

Bayard Rustin

#37. Some of the big movies, you get checks for a long, long time.

Leland Orser

#38. Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

Tom T. Hall

#39. I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

Mads Mikkelsen

#40. I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.

Garth Brooks

#41. By watching the great, old comedians I picked up a few tricks about how to do physical comedy. And whenever I could learn something, I sort of added that to my repertoire.

John Cleese