University Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 22 Quotes About University Funny

#1. In America people have this funny idea about enlightenment and money. Money expresses a level of commitment. Studying enlightenment is like going to a university. - Author: Frederick Lenz
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#2. Obey God in the things he shows you, and instantly the next thing is opened up. God will never reveal more truth about himself until you have obeyed what you know already ... this chapter brings out the delight of real friendship with God. - Author: Oswald Chambers
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#3. A great deal of the pupils time was spent going through, once again, the History of the Communist (Bolshevik) Party of the Soviet Union. He had learnt it at elementary school; at secondary school; at his sports club; at the Komsomol; at the university; at a folk dancing course; at the chess-club. - Author: George Mikes
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#4. The shrine I prayed at not to go to university," Sand said.
"I guess your prayer was answered," Perrotte said.
Sand strongly considered throwing something at her - but there was nothing to hand that wasn't sacred. - Author: Merrie Haskell
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#5. For a couple of days after chemotherapy, food tastes really bland, even the best foods. I haven't been sick, but have been a little tired. I haven't lost any weight. - Author: Grete Waitz
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#6. The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes. - Author: Paullina Simons
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#7. I think. Therefore, I am. I think."
- Anonymous

I found this written in tiny letters in the grout between the wall tiles above a urinal in a restroom at the University of Washington, circa 1980. I don't know if Descartes would have approved but I thought it was brilliant. - Author: Gary Val Tenuta
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#8. You know what's funny is that I have this ongoing relationship with the city of Washington D.C. I went to George Washington University, and my nickname was K-Dub - based on G-Dub - and I'm now on the board of trustees at George Washington University. - Author: Kerry Washington
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#9. Now you tell your father not to teach you any more. It's best to begin reading with a fresh mind. You tell him I'll take over from here and try to undo the damage
- Author: Harper Lee
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#10. A few years ago I met an old professor at the University of Notre Dame. Looking back on his long life of teaching, he said with a funny wrinkle in his eyes: I have always been complaining that my work was constantly interrupted, until I slowly discovered that my interruptions were my work. - Author: Henri Nouwen
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#11. My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty. - Author: Ian Hislop
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#12. Oxford is a funny place, as it is a mixture of town and gown. You have the students at the main university and at Oxford Brookes, but there is also a big working-class community. - Author: Kevin Whately
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#13. I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops. - Author: Andy Samberg
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#14. One fall day in Boston, a tall mechanical engineering student named Joe entered the student union at Harvard University. He was all ambition and acne - Author: Dan Ariely
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#15. 29The next day he saw Jesus coming toward him, and said, Behold, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world! - Author: Anonymous
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#16. This one's mine. I've claimed him. And he's wearing my talisman to keep him safe. - Author: Leta Blake
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#17. Where do you find a stomach on a Thursday afternoon in Reno? "Chinatown?" suggests someone. "Costco?" "Butcher Boys." Tracy pulls his phone from a pocket. "Hello, I'm from the university" - the catchall preamble for unorthodox inquiries. - Author: Mary Roach
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#18. I went to the University of San Francisco on an athletic scholarship. I didn't study in high school. I was just there to get by and to play basketball. But a funny thing happened to me when I got to college. I got challenged by the work and the professors. - Author: Michael Franti
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#19. I answered an ad, for a campus cartoonist at the university I was in, my freshman year. I was like, Oh, I can draw, and I'm sort of a funny guy. I should try this. Then they paid me to do a comic strip for the paper. - Author: Dan Povenmire
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#20. 'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny. - Author: Tracy Morgan
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#21. Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. - Author: Robert A. Heinlein
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#22. If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged - Author: Terry Pratchett
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