Quotes About Twinkies

#1. Where's the guy who gave me Twinkies and Coke?

Melissa A. Craven

#2. Short blonde hair, big rectangular forehead, like Frankenstein made a second monster, and that monster loved death metal and Twinkies.

Scott Kelly

#3. I, Brody, promise to love you, Lucy and Piper, just as much as I love your mommy. I promise to love you and protect you and always take care of you, no matter what. From this day forward, you will always and forever be my Twinkies. I also promise to always kill all the spiders.

Beth Ehemann

#4. You all set?" he asked, tossing me a pair of sunglasses.
"Wow, nice." I felt the frame, rubbing my finger over the lenses to wipe away a smudge. "Not bad, Phoenix."
"Twinkies." He slid his pair on and adjusted the gun across his chest. "Told you. Breakfast of champions."
- Skylla and Jet

Rachael Wade

#5. I want your womanizing mama's-boy football-player butt all to myself and if I catch you with any Twinkies or beautify queens or anyone else, you'd better run fast because I will hunt you down.

K.A. Tucker

#6. There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.

Dean Ambrose

#7. Let's treat politicians like Twinkies. They have to disclose their ingredients - i.e., where their money is from - but beyond that, let the buyer beware.

Jonah Goldberg

#8. What my Twinkies want, my Twinkies get.

Beth Ehemann

#9. I like to rub Twinkies under my arms.

Laura Ruby

#10. I could enjoy the simple life with a small living quarters, a scratched album of Johnny Cash and a Box of Twinkies

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#11. I cannot wait to go get my fried butter on a stick, and fried cheesecake on a stick and ... Twinkies, especially in honor of those who would rather just be forced to eat our peas.

Sarah Palin

#12. She bypassed the junk food aisle altogether. "Okay, Faith. Hold up." He grabbed the end of her cart and pulled it down the aisle. Snagging a bag of potato chips, he tossed them in her cart. "Better. Let's find you some Twinkies.

Kelly Moran

#13. God, Quinn, you have no idea how permanent I'd like this to be. I'd like us to be Twinkies and cockroaches, death and taxes.

Penny Reid

#14. I thought 'Twinkies' was just a word for 'cookies,' not a specific thing. They kind of scare me a little bit because they last forever.

Tove Lo

#15. Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike. It was split up. The State Department hired all the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired all the HoHos, the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.

Argus Hamilton

#16. The smell of apple pies didn't quite fill the house, but it was there, a thread under everything else. It was kind of hard to take Christophe seriously when he smelled like baked goods. I wondered if other djampjir smelled like Hostess Twinkies and sniggered to myself.

Lilith Saintcrow

#17. ...sometimes you had an awful, horrible, rotten day and you were sure that nothing was ever going to be right again. But then you had a good sleep and the next morning your Twinkies tasted creamier than ever and everything was okay or at least not as bad as you thought.

Kate Beasley

#18. You cannot expect your children to be happy eating esoteric beige-colored foods when their friends get soda pop, Snickers, and Twinkies.

Jane Fonda

#19. I tried to do the commercial thing. But I don't want to keep shoving Twinkies down everyone's throat. People are hungry for something of more substance.

Lili Taylor

#20. Fried twinkies? Paris nodded. Only once, I've never forgotten the experience. It's like heaven in your mouth, man.

Gena Showalter

#21. I love Twinkies, and the reason I am saying that is because we are all supposed to think of reasons to live.

Stephen Chbosky

#22. Amazingly, we've become a culture that considers Twinkies, Cocoa Puffs, and Mountain Dew safe, but raw milk and compost-grown tomatoes unsafe.

Joel Salatin

#23. Twinkies are more natural than most TV-interview shows.

Douglas Coupland

#24. So often, the discarded love of youth is desperately yearned for in maturity.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

#25. Your heart is your soul twinkling in the black firmament inside you ...

John Geddes

#26. I swear it by the River Styx,

Josephine Angelini

#27. Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

Robert Anton Wilson

#28. Perhaps there really are occasions in life when it's best not to say anything.

Miljenko Jergovic

#29. I am honored to receive the James Beard award and so incredibly proud of my entire team at Eleven Madison Park.

Daniel Humm

#30. What they are doing is taking something that otherwise creates pollution and turning it into something useful.

Barbara Lee

#31. Niko was a man of few words and flying, sugary snacks. I like that in a human. ~Catcher

Rob Thurman

#32. Been meddling, have you?" Royce asked, looking around at the hive of activity.
"You must admit they didn't have much in the way of a defense plan,"
Hadrian said, pausing to wipe the sweat from his forehead.
Royce smiled at him. "You just can't help yourself, can you?

Michael J. Sullivan

#33. You are what you do. That's what I'm trying to tell you. What we do defines us. However we behave, conduct our lives ... that's real. The rest is a story for publication.

Catherine Ryan Hyde