Turning 40 Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 40 Quotes About Turning 40 Funny

#1. Divination is turning out to be much more trouble than I could have foreseen, never having studied the subject myself. - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#2. Democracy is not a mathematical deduction proved once and for all time. Democracy is a just faith fervently held, commitment to be tested again and again in the fiery furnace of history. - Author: Jack Kemp
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#3. We're too different now. We want different things. And this?" I say nodding at our hands. "All this managed to prove is that you are extremely good at turning me off - Author: Tahereh Mafi
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#4. Fascinating," I said, turning toward Ian. "You never told me Simon went to Oxford."
"Simon went to Oxford, Sophie. - Author: Fisher Amelie
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#5. Life has a funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't want to be. - Author: Jonathan Levine
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#6. Well," Carole said, turning in her seat, "after being fingerprinted and being given a lie detector test, I'll never complain again about going to the gynecologist. - Author: Stephanie Bond
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#7. With determination and dice, I am God. - Author: Luke Rhinehart
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#8. It's a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can't begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else. - Author: Barbara Kingsolver
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#9. From Kelsey, I have learned among many other things the value of turning on a dime and how you can have an extremely funny and extremely poignant moment with absolutely no separation in between ... and sometimes in the same moment. - Author: David Hyde Pierce
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#10. The economic part is the one that came out first because there were some problems about which the press spoke a lot. - Author: Pope Francis
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#11. Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page. - Author: Mira Monroe
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#12. 'The Talk-Funny Girl' opens with a glum picture of a desperately poor rural New England family. Poverty has so brutalized the family that the ordinary laws and rules governing humanity have eroded, turning systems of behavior upside down. - Author: Carolyn See
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#13. From my undergraduate days, I've always been interested in the major philosophical questions that don't seem to have an answer that everyone agrees on. - Author: E.L. Doctorow
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#14. We must have taken a wrong turn turning somewhere."
"Where, Purgatory?" said Dozy. "We're in Hell. - Author: John Connolly
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#15. The heart is a repository of emotions
real, imagined, and invented, owned and borrowed, past, present, future
and there in your chest, operating at an average of 80 beats per minute at rest, is a heart that has stories to tell. - Author: A.A. Patawaran
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#16. Attitude determines Altitude.
Winners never quit.
No venture, No gain. - Author: Stella Oladiran
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#17. After realization, the attention becomes enlightened. - Author: Nirmala Srivastava
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#18. Thank you. For being willing to talk. For not turning me in. For ... being you.'
'I'm pretty good at being me,' I said. 'I've had all these years to practice
I hardly ever get it wrong these days. - Author: Brandon Sanderson
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#19. And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny. - Author: Roseanne Barr
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#20. Schools don't really allow failure and yet it's part of any endeavour, not just writing. - Author: Roddy Doyle
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#21. Unfortunately for the Culver Creek Nothings, we weren't playing the deaf-and-blind school. We were playing some Christian school from downtown Birmingham, a team stocked with huge, gargantuan apemen with thick beards and a strong distaste for turning the other cheek. - Author: John Green
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#22. Somehow the fact of enormous privilege and freedom carries with it a sense of impotence, which is a strange, but striking, phenomenon. The fact is, we can do just about anything. There is no difficulty, wherever you are, in finding groups that are working hard on things that concern you. - Author: Noam Chomsky
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#23. Why are you covering your breasts?"
Turning her back to him, she stepped into her dress.
"Why are you so interested in my breasts?"
"I am only interested in them because you hide them," he informed her. "I would not find them interesting if you would stop wearing clothing. - Author: Viola Rivard
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#24. It's just ... how do I put this? Maybe it's just hard for me to imagine turning down something that's so much harder for someone like me to find. - Author: Liz Czukas
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#25. The most vital issue of the age is whether the future progress of humanity is to be governed by the modern economic and materialistic mind of the West or by a nobler pragmatism guided, uplifted and enlightened by spiritual culture and knowledge ... - Author: Sri Aurobindo
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#26. The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water. - Author: Oscar Wilde
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#27. I always feel in a funny place when I'm really asked to inform people, so I just try to take the more absurdist route - like, "this is how you could do it, but it's actually turning into a cat now. This might happen at home I guess, but it probably won't." - Author: Thu Tran
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#28. I like to smoke, and when you smoke, things become less serious and you find the funny in things. So, even movies that aren't funny, they end up turning into comedies to me. - Author: Wiz Khalifa
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#29. Solving this issue is as easy as turning over one's hand! - Author: Luo Guanzhong
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#30. Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you think?'. 'As little as I can,' Turnip replied honestly. - Author: Lauren Willig
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#31. The truth is that we can overhaul our surroundings, renovate our environment, talk a new game, join a new club, far more easily than we can change the way we respond emotionally. It is easier to change behavior than feelings about that behavior. - Author: Ellen Goodman
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#32. Happiness is a sunbeam which may pass through a thousand bosoms without losing a particle of its original ray; nay, when it strikes on a kindred heart, like the converged light on a mirror, it reflects itself with redoubled brightness. It is not perfected till it is shared. - Author: Jane Porter
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#33. Sorry?" said Dalziel turning. "What's that you said?"
He cupped a large hand to a proportionally large ear.
If the buggers get clever, he had once told Pascoe, pretend you can't hear. Then pretend you can't understand. Nothing's funny if it's repeated and explained. - Author: Reginald Hill
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#34. I think David Letterman is a genius. Night after night he is funny and smart. He seems to really enjoy his jokes. They seem connected to who he really is. I like watching him, and there is no one better at turning an awkward moment into something very funny. - Author: Casey Affleck
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#35. Death's a debt; his mandamus binds all alike- no bail, no demurrer. - Author: Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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#36. Instead of whispering instructions to them like you would to a horse - lie down, woman, put your harness on - you should listen to them. Listen to what they want. In fact, they want to be free and to sail across the sky. - Author: Nina George
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#37. Funny,' said Harriet to herself. 'The world goes on turning, and it has all these troubles in it. - Author: Rumer Godden
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#38. Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions? - Author: L.J.Smith
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#39. You have better luck than you think you do," Cian said firmly.
Turning back toward him, she said, "Yeah? Prove it?"
You found me."
Yeah, and awakening your inner vampire, scaring the shit out of your
girlfriend, and screwing up your life."
Then that's my bad luck," he corrected her. - Author: Rhiannon Frater
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#40. The ones who make it, are the ones who manage risk. - Author: Steve Burns
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