The Weekend Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 30 famous quotes and sayings about the weekend funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 30 Quotes About The Weekend Funny

#1. Over the weekend, of course, down there in Washington, D.C., they had the big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do you know who was really funny? President Obama. So funny, in fact, he has already been promised 'The Tonight Show' in five years. - Author: David Letterman
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#2. Self-awareness is self adventure. - Author: Lailah Gifty Akita
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#3. I like to play fast. I get excited, and I have to sort of control myself, restrain myself. But when the rhythm section gets cooking, I want to explode. - Author: Johnny Griffin
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#4. Dear Mom,
I won't be home this weekend because I'm wanted for treason and I have to clear my name. Also, I took the last Sprite from the fridge.
Love, Steve - Author: Mac Barnett
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#5. But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something. - Author: Dabney Coleman
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#6. The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend. - Author: George Carlin
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#7. Any terrorists that have come here and committee acts from 9/11 have come here in some form of a visa. - Author: Chuck Todd
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#8. Your endurance is strongly influenced by
your fundamental myth about the fighting. - Author: Toba Beta
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#9. Search then the ruling passion: This clue, once found, unravels all the rest. - Author: Alexander Pope
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#10. Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah, - Author: Patrick Thomas
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#11. She told me one time that it wasn't the material things in life that mattered. She wouldn't be able to take them with her anyway. She said the only thing that counted was how much love you left behind." She smiled. "Your mama left behind an awful lot of love. - Author: Virginia Gaffney
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#12. I was just like, "I want to make a decent 2-D movie." I was so worried that, instead of being a decent 2-D movie, it would have been a bad 3-D one. - Author: J.J. Abrams
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#13. Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend. - Author: Elizabeth C. Bunce
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#14. It was a Wednesday, I think. Yes, a Wednesday, that miserable day sandwiched between the dreadful Monday and Tuesday and the 'all right' Thursday and Friday, which ultimately gave way to what I hoped woud be a glorious weekend. - Author: Gauri Jhangiani
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#15. I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then." - Author: Margaret Smith
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#16. It was funny to be an emcee, because you're so at the mercy of the club. You can show up for the weekend hoping to get the $400 - and get fired. I had to prank whoever they told me to prank. - Author: John Mulaney
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#17. I was having a bad day, and my friend said, 'Go wash your hair.' I thought it was really silly - but it made me feel so much better. It might be a small thing, but it works. Washing it off and starting over. - Author: Kaley Cuoco
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#18. It's a funny thing - when I'm crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them! - Author: Emily Giffin
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#19. Pleased to meet you," Tellin says, shaking me out of my reverie. "Lily told me much about you last weekend."
"Funny." Quince throws me a questioning glance. "She didn't mention you at all. - Author: Tera Lynn Childs
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#20. To see Him and know Him and be in His presence is the soul's final feast. Beyond this there is no quest. Words fail. We call it pleasure, joy, delight. But these are weak pointers to the unspeakable experience. - Author: John Piper
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#21. I know what you mean. I usually take it out on my older sister. You can lease her for a weekend or something if you need a psychological punching bag. I'll even give you a discount. - Author: Hayden Thorne
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#22. Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. - Author: Elizabeth Eulberg
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#23. I don't think my work has to be loved by everyone, and it's loved by enough people that I'm grateful and able to keep going. - Author: Rebecca Solnit
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#24. Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys. - Author: Daniel Tosh
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#25. The great question of life is not the question of death but the question of life. Fear of death shames us all. - Author: Edward Abbey
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#26. My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#27. At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. So instead I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment. - Author: Tina Fey
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#28. Each one of us must make his own true way, and when we do, that way will express the universal way. - Author: Shunryu Suzuki
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#29. I am such that person that, when I'm working, I'm like, 'Oh, what I wouldn't give for a weekend off!' And then, as soon as I have more that 18 hours without anything to do, I start shaking. It's really funny. - Author: Cassidy Freeman
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#30. This person called up and said, You've got to come and take this seminar. It will completely change your life in just one weekend. And I said, Well, I don't want to completely change my life this weekend. I've got a lot of things to do on Monday. - Author: Rick Fields
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