Quotes About The End Of The World Funny

#1. I knew my mother was right, but that didn't change the way I felt about things. People always think that if they can prove they're right, you'll change your mind.

Peter Cameron

#2. IN MY DEFENSE, I didn't mean to start the Apocalypse. It wasn't just my personal aversion to oblivion; I had a clear financial motive: The end of the world is bad for business.

J.C. Nelson

#3. It was funny how normal things seemed to go on even when everything was so messed up. People could still fall in love, even at the end of the world.

Shelly Crane

#4. On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world. My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television.

Billy Connolly

#5. Here's the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn't seem to stop.

Susan Beth Pfeffer

#6. Why should a woman's success be a threat to a man?

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#7. I feel that the BBC World Service is not as versatile as it used to be - or perhaps I'm not listening at the right times.

Aung San Suu Kyi

#8. You know the funny thing about the end of the world, my old friend? We always talk about it as if it hasn't happened already. Because of course the world has ended many times. And when it ends for some people, other people report it in the papers or on TV as a new beginning.

Bee Ridgway

#9. Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.

Lorna Jane Cook

#10. We get to choose who we let in to our weird little worlds.

Robin Williams

#11. You can't find the sound if you just love sleep.

Dennis Brown

#12. I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.

Marc Maron

#13. Until now has there ever been a time in which so many of the prophecies are coming together? There have been times in the past when people thought the end of the world was coming, and so forth, but never anything like this.

Ronald Reagan

#14. It is the end of the world. Surely you could be allowed a few carnal thoughts.

Connie Willis

#15. Yeah, Vi, unless Armageddon hit while i was fuckin' you this morning and we missed it, I'm thinkin' grocery stores still exist and they're all still stocked.

Kristen Ashley

#16. I think my work is optimistic - as much as it is pathetic and funny and sad and ridiculous, at the end of the day it's about the hope that something will go right, and the constant wishing for a world where things might start to make sense.

Laurel Nakadate

#17. Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!

Herge

#18. At any rate, during the few hours when the depressive state itself eased off long enough to permit the luxury of concentration, I had recently filled this vacuum with fairly extensive reading and I had absorbed many fascinating and troubling facts

William Styron

#19. I swallowed my own smile. I shouldn't be thinking this was fun at all; it was serious business. But I couldn't help it, if you couldn't look at the world when it fell apart around you and see the funny shit, you would end up hating everyone and everything.

Shannon Mayer