The Beach Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 25 famous quotes and sayings about the beach funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 25 Quotes About The Beach Funny

#1. When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I still take the pill; I don't want any more grandchildren. - Author: Phyllis Diller
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#2. Steven Alan Green is ONE funny writer
Everything I read of yours makes me laugh and think - Not just the kind words about meBut the insights you have for the Comedy racket.You're Barbara Hershey, we are beaches. - Author: Taylor Negron
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#3. P - Jamie!" I called.
He waded back toward me. "I'm starting to think my name is Pajamie."
"Your name should be Pajerky. You said it wasn't deep."
"Pajerky?" He gave me a skeptical look. "That's Pathetic."
"We'll see how smug you are once I'm on dry land. - Author: Diana Peterfreund
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#4. Happiness is doubled when you share them together and sadness is halved when you share them together. - Author: Im Yoona
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#5. There's nothing funny about, 'Yeah, I took a First Class plane ticket and I went to some designer beach and made out with a Laotian slave girl.' Who cares? - Author: Henry Rollins
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#6. Gentlemen, we are being killed on the beaches. Lets go inland and be killed. - Author: Norman Cota
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#7. My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#8. It's funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didn't plan out any huge career for myself. - Author: Benicio Del Toro
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#9. wished she had been around the castle the last few days, because he knew she would have found playing with the new vampire weapon prototypes entertaining. - Author: Tenaya Jayne
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#10. The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally, I'm in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia! - Author: Vera Wang
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#11. Those who realize their folly are not true fools. - Author: Zhuangzi
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#12. Lovers are rude and selfish. - Author: Emmanuel Bove
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#13. A few years back, they jacked David Copperfield in West Palm Beach, for Chrissake. Yes, it's funny: "Yo, empty your pockets," and he pulls out a bunny rabbit. But it's also depressing. If someone who can make himself disappear isn't safe, who is? - Author: Colin Quinn
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#14. This year's Olympics will be replacing the women's beach volleyball bikinis with uniforms that are less revealing. The stricter dress code was made to appease the conservative nation of 'Buzzkillistan.' - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#15. When you sit that way, you look kind of like a beach ball with a head," he continued. "Your haircut is really, really bad, I'm probably going to lose my job for helping you this way, and I'm dying to fuck you."
He glanced at her. "That honest enough for you? - Author: Suzanne Brockmann
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#16. Lighter things will happen to you, birds will steal your husband's sandwich on the beach, and your child will still be dead, and your husband's shock will still be funny. - Author: Elizabeth McCracken
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#17. Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. - Author: Lenny Bruce
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#18. I grew up on the beaches, and I always found it kind of funny that it's considered decent if you cover three tiny spots with pieces of fabric. - Author: Bo Derek
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#19. Why in times of need do we call on that one person? Why do we confide in that one person. Why do we feel safe with that one person? Why would we follow that one person anywhere? Because that person is a leader. - Author: Ben Greenhalgh
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#20. I think the number one advice I can give is - you just have to start it. Just get your feet in the water and do it. I learned a lot from just trying it out. - Author: Yoshikazu Tanaka
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#21. I'm originally from Tampa and grew up on beach. I'm also naturally fair-skinned. The funny thing is, my parents are both pretty tan, but for some reason I didn't get those genes. - Author: Brittany Snow
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#22. People don't just appear on the beach unless they're demigods or gods or really, really lost pizza delivery guys. (It's happened - but that's another story.) - Author: Rick Riordan
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#23. I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. - Author: Lisa Daily
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#24. Um ... " I mumbled, "We wait."
"What? Wait? Do you expect them to just come up here to the beach to get some moonlight?" He sneered as he took another bite of the eagle. - Author: Grace Fiorre
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#25. They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you're alive, when you really shouldn't be. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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