Tennis Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 24 Quotes About Tennis Funny

#1. I get influenced by stuff that isn't even music. - Author: James Hunter
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#2. Tennis is a funny game; unbelievable highs and the lows are just as low. - Author: John McEnroe
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#3. The serve was invented so that the net could play. - Author: Bill Cosby
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#4. Tennis is a funny game, and it takes a life-time of keeping one's eyes open on the circuit to have any chance of understanding the strange phenomena that exist in our exciting sport! - Author: Sania Mirza
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#5. Raising children uses every bit of your being - your heart, your time, your patience, your foresight, your intuition to protect them, and you have to use all of this while trying to figure out how to discipline them. - Author: Nicole Ari Parker
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#6. We Indians are Latin America's moral reserve. We act according to a universal law that consists of three basic principles: do not steal, do not lie and do not be idle. - Author: Evo Morales
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#7. The more you know about a species, the more you understand about how better to help protect them. - Author: Alan Clark
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#8. Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other." - Author: Rita Rudner
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#9. Today's global justice movement may be the biggest, most diverse and energetic in history. - Author: Todd Gitlin
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#10. [Requesting her epitaph to read this way:] Excuse my dust. - Author: Dorothy Parker
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#11. If you show people you don't care, they'll return the favor. Show them you care, they'll reciprocate. - Author: Lee Bolman
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#12. Life has taught me that the greatest tragedy is not to die too soon but to live too long. - Author: Ellen Glasgow
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#13. We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining. - Author: Harry Carpenter
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#14. I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said, "Screw it. Cut 'em up!" - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#15. She wore a fitted white scoop neck shirt under a thin jacket, slim brown pants and tennis shoes. He bet she looked hot in four-inch heels. He wondered how long she'd last in this town, and he decided he wanted to sleep with her before she left. - Author: Tami Lund
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#16. The roles for women in theatre are much better than they are in film. - Author: Kim Cattrall
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#17. Tennis was a game invented by a woman named Samantha Tennis in 1839, in the village of Lobsworth, County of Kent, as a diversion for the wealthy and titled Englishmen of the region, who had nothing better to do at the time but drink, belch and wear funny clothes. - Author: Dan Jenkins
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#18. may you all say amen and amen." "amen - Author: A.E. Via
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#19. Jeff's attention is swiveling between the two of them like he's watching a game of tennis being played with a kitten's head instead of a ball. - Author: Kate Sherwood
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#20. It's a lot of bling to play with. You got to have the bling. - Author: Serena Williams
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#21. It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Author: Marlee Matlin
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#22. Mrs.Comb tightened her headscarf and wondered why human beings despise what is beautiful and good, and seek to destroy the things they need the most. She could not understand it. She could not begin to understand. - Author: David Mitchell
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#23. The spirit who inhabits her animates us all. Destroy the host, you destroy the power. The young die first; the old wither slowly; the eldest perhaps would go last. But she is the Queen of the Damned, and the Damned can't live without her. - Author: Anne Rice
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#24. Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer - Author: Mike Ingham
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