Stuck In Traffic Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 41 famous quotes and sayings about stuck in traffic to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 41 Quotes About Stuck In Traffic

#1. Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't be so much traffic if people like you put down the phone and concentrated on the road ... besides I can't talk now, I'm in the car behind you trying to watch a DVD. - Author: Bill Maher
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#2. Let's have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck
in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle. - Author: Earl Blumenauer
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#3. The web is just a device by which bad ideas travel around the globe at the speed of light. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#4. Whether stuck in traffic because of construction or fixing a flat tire after hitting a pothole, Michiganders feel frustrated with the quality of our roads. - Author: Kerry Bentivolio
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#5. He then proceeded to shout at Alpha and Beta, a sign that he was in a genuine good mood. They took it as calmly as ever, in spite of the fact that he accused them of things I'm sure no donkey has ever willingly done, especially not Beta, who possessed impeccable moral character. - Author: Patrick Rothfuss
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#6. I think that era of mechanically figuring out of how to bring a particular evocative image to the screen was a really important part of my education. - Author: John Dykstra
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#7. Even strength has to bow to wisdom sometimes - Annabeth, PJ: The Lightning Thief - Author: Rick Riordan
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#8. Any moment now ... " The girl [Calypso] stared out at the water.
No magical raft appeared.
"Maybe it got stuck in a traffic," Leo said. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#9. Movies are not the book. Movies are not even the screenplay. They are the movie. - Author: Bruce Joel Rubin
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#10. When you go through enough dark places, you don't complain about little things. You don't lose your joy because you got stuck in traffic; you don't get offended because a coworker was rude to you. You've been through too much to let that sour you. - Author: Joel Osteen
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#11. I've developed my passion for cars that drive themselves from being stuck in traffic for many, many, many hours of my life. I don't know what it adds up to, but I feel like I've lost a year or two just in traffic. That's big to me. That's a lot of time, a lot of money that I just lose on the road. - Author: Sebastian Thrun
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#12. I always felt like an outsider growing up. In school, I felt like I never fit in. But it didn't help when my mother, instead of buying me glue for school projects, would tell me to just use rice. - Author: Margaret Cho
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#13. I grew up in L.A., and it's one of those cities designed around cars instead of the people that live there. I spent hours every day stuck in traffic, having the experience of looking around and seeing one person in every car. - Author: Logan Green
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#14. The epitome of the human realm is to be stuck in a huge traffic jam of discursive thought. - Author: Chogyam Trungpa
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#15. The modern world is a crowd of very rapid racing cars all brought to a standstill and stuck in a block of traffic. - Author: G.K. Chesterton
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#16. It's your choice, what you do with the moment. If you're stuck in a traffic jam, you can get angry and honk your horn, or listen to Mozart. But when you have a very specific expectation of how things should be, then, of course, you end up hurting yourself. - Author: Deepak Chopra
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#17. I always thought when I hit 50 years old that'd be it for the travel. I don't have to tell you - you wait at an airport, your flight's delayed, get on a 14-hour flight, get off, get stuck in traffic, you get to the hotel and the room service is closed. - Author: Brian Setzer
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#18. There is an element of mystique to radio, and I often listen to cricket commentary on radio, especially when one is stuck in a traffic jam. - Author: Rahul Dravid
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#19. For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black's tweets. - Author: Michael Showalter
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#20. I have no idea why people get stuck in traffic, because I work from my desktop - Author: Brahmananda Patra
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#21. I am adrenaline slammed into inertia: a fast car stuck in traffic. - Author: Gayle Forman
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#22. That part of the Englishman's nature which has found gratification in religion is now drifting into political life. - Author: Beatrice Webb
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#23. I am stuck in traffic in a taxicab
which is typical
and not just of modern life - Author: Frank O'Hara
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#24. the phrase "stay-at-home mom" is patronizing and faintly derogatory, like "stick-in-the-mud mom" or "sit-in-the-corner mom." Do we talk about a "chained-to-the-desk mom" or a "stuck-in-traffic mom" or a "languishing-in-meetings mom"? - Author: Anthony M. Esolen
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#25. There's a lot of downtime where you're filling your car up with gas, you're driving to work, you're stuck in traffic - it's Los Angeles, and so much of it is a car lifestyle. - Author: Marc Guggenheim
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#26. Every time I am stuck in traffic, stub my toe, get a middle seat on the flight, I just remember how all of this is just a blip in the radar of my life. - Author: Jenna Morasca
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#27. A Pakistan businessman is claiming that John Walker Lindh is gay and that he was his lover. Say what you will about Lindh, but when this guy goes to play for the other team - he goes all the way ... So Lindh may be both a terrorist and a gay man. That may be John Ashcroft's worst nightmare. - Author: Jay Leno
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#28. Your wishes doesn't come true, because there is someone else who is wishing harder and trying harder for the same wish. - Author: Amit Kalantri
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#29. No one ever approaches perfection except by stealth, and unknown to themselves. - Author: William Hazlitt
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#30. Meanwhile, Singapore has implemented an Electronic Road Pricing System that has virtually eliminated congestion. Americans collectively spend over one hundred billion hours stuck in traffic jams, a testament to the fact that road pricing is not yet widely adopted. - Author: Erik Brynjolfsson, Andrew McAfee
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#31. Why do you need to drive a Ferrari to get stuck in a traffic jam anyway? How do people afford these cars? - Author: James Murdoch
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#32. I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam. - Author: Larry King
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#33. Never be afraid to learn from the ether ... That's where knowledge lives before someone hunts it, kills it, and mounts it in a book. - Author: Sara Gran
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#34. City life is stressful. Everybody is running around like crazy, stuck in traffic jams trying to make meetings, trying to make ends meet, trying to meet deadlines, trying to get kids to and from activities. There aren't enough hours in the day for all this business. - Author: Rebecca Pidgeon
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#35. Most people walk around with headphones on. They're barely encountering or dealing with their fellow person, or if they're in a car they're in this kind of cocoon, stuck in suburban rush hour traffic or something. - Author: DJ Spooky
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#36. Stuck in traffic is not an excuse. It's a sign of bad planning - Author: Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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#37. If you are trying to get from here to there, and you already are late, you know that you are late, and yet you are aligned with the present moment while you are stuck in a traffic jam. You are totally accepting of the moment. - Author: Eckhart Tolle
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#38. What's the earth
With all its art, verse, music, worth
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Author: Robert Browning
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#39. Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why hasn't he done something about this?' - Author: Jimmy Fallon
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#40. I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad. - Author: Demetri Martin
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#41. Come, come, I'll go burn some sack. 'Tis too late to go to bed now. Come, knight. Come, knight. - Author: William Shakespeare
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