Quotes About Strawberry Jam

#1. You can lose a piece of plain bread and not think twice about it, but when you lose one spread thickly with strawberry jam it's an altogether more serious matter.

Alexander McCall Smith

#2. She's ... having an affair with a strawberry jam manufacturer?

Holly Smale

#3. I have charity work that I do. I started my own charity, the Friends of the Prostate, and I'm also working on awareness of the deviated septum. I do this because not many people are interested in it. There's also Save the Funnel-web - they're dying out.

Barry Humphries

#4. Fiction is the lie through which we tell the truth.

Albert Camus

#5. Only humans can cry tears.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#6. What are our schools for if not indoctrination against Communism?

Richard M. Nixon

#7. Here's how I pray in these situations: 'God, I'm really dumb. Please make your will painfully obvious to me.

Robin Merrill

#8. Every time I travel I feel like the Universe is guiding me into its aura by liberating a piece of my soul.

M.B. Mohan

#9. Men can always fight, Your Grace. Ask rather if we can win. Dying is easy, but victory comes hard.

George R R Martin

#10. I'm a country girl. I have to be in nature, so my daughter is exposed to it a lot.

Salma Hayek

#11. I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.

Cloris Leachman

#12. If you look at our current technology level, something strange has to happen to civilisations, and I mean strange in a bad way. And it could be that there are a whole lot of dead, one-planet civilisations.

Elon Musk

#13. It is the man that has nothing to lose or is willing to lose everything to beat you that I am afraid of. If a man is willing to lose his life to bite off my nose then I don't care how good I am or what I do to him- he's gonna get my nose.

Bruce Lee

#14. President Bush has said that the economy is growing, that there are jobs out there. But you know, it's a long commute to China to get those jobs.

Tom Daschle

#15. Windows 2000 already contains features such as the human discipline component, where the PC can send an electric shock through the keyboard if the human does something that does not please Windows.

Bill Gates

#16. A Crow is known wherever he is met by his beautiful white dress, and his tall and elegant figure; the greater part of the men being six feet high.

George Catlin