Sport Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 24 famous quotes and sayings about sport funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 24 Quotes About Sport Funny

#1. Killing animals for sport, for pleasure, for adventure, and for hides and furs is a phenomena which is at once disgusting and distressing. There is no justification in indulging is such acts of brutality. - Author: Dalai Lama
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#2. As a young man, I used to sport a rather ragged beard [ ... ]; it doesn't suit and in its untended state I can often come to look like a set of sensory organs lost in a raspberry bush. - Author: Claire North
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#3. Tennis is a funny game, and it takes a life-time of keeping one's eyes open on the circuit to have any chance of understanding the strange phenomena that exist in our exciting sport! - Author: Sania Mirza
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#4. When I decided that I might want to do acting for a living - I don't know where it really came from, since there was no school play or any of that - my mom gave me her blessing. I had to get a scholarship - that was the only way I could have gone to drama school. - Author: Gary Oldman
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#5. In the same way that the really rich can never be mad (they're eccentric), so they can also never be rude (they're outspoken and forthright). - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#6. Fencing is a funny sport. Competitive fencing is not really very applicable to the stage world unless you're fighting with a rapier during the Renaissance, you know? - Author: Kris Holden-Ried
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#7. Sport is the only profession I know of that when you retire you have to go to work. - Author: Earl Monroe
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#8. The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man never saw me in my sport outfit. - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#9. Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour. - Author: Brian Regan
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#10. Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport. - Author: Henry David Thoreau
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#11. Eleven is about the best age for almost anything. - Author: Zilpha Keatley Snyder
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#12. It was a momentary laughter, in which our souls united. But I think there comes a point in love, a unique moment which later on the soul seeks in vain to surpass, and that the effort to revive such happiness depletes it; that nothing thwarts happiness so much as the memory of happiness. - Author: Andre Gide
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#13. We don't consider black, urban films as 'indies,' though many of them are shot for under $10 million which is kind of the definition of an indie. - Author: Gabrielle Union
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#14. Knox Masters is exactly the type of guy I want to date. He dominates a sport I love. He's confident but not arrogant. He's funny, able to laugh at himself, and ... shit, hot as the fires of Mordor. I mean, the One Ring could be forged in his hotness.
I want him. - Author: Jen Frederick
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#15. I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls. - Author: K.A. Mitchell
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#16. Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport - Author: Duffy Daugherty
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#17. Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That guy won a gold medal in the Olympics" "Oh yeah, that's cool, i wanna watch the fat guy" "Come on dude, you can take that hill" - Author: Demetri Martin
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#18. When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well. - Author: John Cleese
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#19. What to copy is a little bit trickier. Don't just steal the style, steal the thinking behind the style. - Author: Austin Kleon
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#20. I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be. - Author: Jeff Ross
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#21. I cannot compromise or inhibit my independence. - Author: Walter Annenberg
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#22. I am just a refugee from the long slow toothache of English life. It is terrible to love life so much you can hardly breathe! - Author: Lawrence Durrell
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#23. Ignorance is the Mother not of Devotion, but of Heresy. - Author: Cotton Mather
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#24. If Microsoft is the new IBM, Google is the new Microsoft - the defining company of the industry. - Author: Mitchell Kapor
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