Quotes About Society Funny

#1. I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are. - Author: Fakeer Ishavardas

#2. Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Author: Alan Bennett

#3. 'Red Band Society' is inspiring, funny, and an uplifting story that makes you want to make the most of your life, love and live to the fullest, and that's a great message. - Author: Nolan Sotillo

#4. They have provided a system which for terse comprehensiveness surpasses Justinian's Pandects and the By-laws of the Chinese Society for the Suppression of Meddling with other People's Business. - Author: Herman Melville

#5. America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want. - Author: Robin Sloan

#6. I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub - Author: Charles Bukowski

#7. All of them are the same type; girls with overprocessed hair and too much makeup and way too much access to Daddy's credit cards. Girls who, if you took away the designer labels, hair dye and cover-up, wouldn't be more than average-looking, but with all that stuff look too plastic to be pretty. - Author: Hannah Harrington

#8. I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society. - Author: G.G. Silverman

#9. Artists are the serfs of a leisure society. - Author: Bauvard

#10. Tip#27

Kiss a girl if you're a female,

If you're a single male kiss a Guy

(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ - Author: Hazel Cartwright

#11. My condolences, you're still alive. - Author: Fakeer Ishavardas

#12. Now it is easy to perceive that the moral part of love is a factitious sentiment, engendered by society, and cried up by the women with great care and address in order to establish their empire, and secure command to that sex which ought to obey. - Author: Jean-Jacques Rousseau

#13. No, you're not, Marissa says. You were just the victim of the blatant misogynistic and ridiculous hierarchy that is high school in contemporary society. You have to take the power back. - Author: Lauren Barnholdt

#14. Ours is a society in which secrets of private life that, formerly, you would have given nearly anything to conceal, you now clamor to get on a television show to reveal. - Author: Susan Sontag

#15. I think there's a notion in our society, and it may be valid, that people aren't as funny when they get older. It's a stigma still attached to the rebelliousness of youth. - Author: Phil Hartman

#16. Sometimes I feel that the only concept of fairness in our society is creams like fair & lovely or fair & handsome. - Author: Jeroninio Almeida

#17. Take another glass of wine, and excuse my mentioning that society as a body does not expect one to be so strictly conscientious in emptying one's glass, as to turn it bottom upwards with the rim on one's nose. - Author: Charles Dickens

#18. It's very funny, American society: White culture can do all sorts of things and get away with it, but the minute a black person does it, it's interpreted in some way. - Author: Jamaica Kincaid

#19. Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years. - Author: Oscar Wilde

#20. Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things. Funny ironing board covers - I hate them. - Author: Daniel Radcliffe

#21. Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself - Author: Christina Grimmie

#22. Using love as a bait and replacing respect with ego-pampering makes you a skillful social animal; unfortunately, all kinds of animals are less evolved than human beings. Would you like to evolve? - Author: Saurabh Sharma

#23. The problem with our society is that our values aren't in the right place. There's an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming. - Author: Bauvard

#24. Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'. - Author: Lauren DeStefano

#25. Manners without sincerity, is called polite society - Author: Josh Stern

#26. We're a phenomenally snobby society, and it's such a rich seam. The middle class is so funny: it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny. - Author: J.K. Rowling

#27. I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappear. But something is funny when the person delivering the line doesn't know it's funny or doesn't treat it as a joke. Maybe it comes from a place of truth, or it's a sort of rage against society. - Author: Johnny Depp

#28. The Ankh-Morpork Trespassers' Society was originally the Explorers' Society until Lord Vetinari forcibly insisted that most of the places 'discovered' by the society's members already had people in them, who were already trying to sell snakes to the newcomers. - Author: Terry Pratchett

#29. I suspect that when the truth ceases to be heartbreakingly funny, we will be in a better place and a happier society over all. - Author: John Hodgman

#30. Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny. - Author: Will Eisner

#31. Funny how nobody talks on the tubes, isn't it? I rarely catch the tube myself, or lifts. Confined spaces, everybody shuts down. Why is that? Perhaps we think everybody on the tube is a potential psychopath or a drunk,so we close down and pretend to read a book or something. - Author: John Hannah

#32. Half of my life, I've had people staring at me because they think I'm funny-looking and ugly. The other half of my life, I've had people staring at me because they think I'm fascinating. Everything neutralises. It's more of a statement on society and how weird it is. - Author: FKA Twigs

#33. The townspeople outside the reservations had a very superior attitude toward Indians, which was kind of funny, because they weren't very wealthy; they were on the fringes of society themselves. - Author: James Welch

#34. Flatterers should be mistrusted, especially when they praise the dead. To seek a place in society is self-serving, but to seek one in history affects everyone. - Author: Bauvard

#35. The business world and adult society only really made sense to me if they were supposed to be funny, but I didn't see many other people laughing, so I started inventing my own worlds where life seemed more how it should be. - Author: Christian Cook

#36. As soon as you say it about a record, you're like some little zombie in a funny dungeon. - Author: Lorde

#37. Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld

#38. In my film 'Queen', there was a funny moment with the bra. My director called and said they are blurring the bra. They said it is vulgar. Our director was furious about it. We are artistes ... We see props as they are. A woman's bra is not a danger to the society. - Author: Kangana Ranaut