Quotes About Snapping Turtles

#1. I created a new marketing slogan for Teaching Snapping Turtles:

"Read this. You're not gonna like it.

Jonathan Heatt

#2. So he can go ride a donkey naked through the desert with snapping turtles attached to his nipples for all I care.

Suzanne Wright

#3. All politicians should have 3 hats - one to throw into the ring, one to talk through, and one to pull rabbits out of if elected.

Carl Sandburg

#4. One can say all they want about politicians, but politicians to other politicians, their word is almost always good.

John Sharp

#5. Look, girls. It is important to all of us that we win this game, right? Well, when it comes to athletics, boys are simply better suited than girls. It's a fact of nature that no one can change. I'm sorry, but maybe you can play next time when it's less crucial.

Francine Pascal

#6. I am a firm believer that a good plot makes for a fun enough read, but it's not what binds us. If we don't care about the characters, we won't care - not in a lasting way - about what's happening to them.

V.E Schwab

#7. Monotonously the lorries sway, monotonously comes the calls, monotonously falls the rain. It falls on our heads and on the heads of the dead up in the line, on the body of the little recruit with the wound that is much too big for his hip; it falls on Kemmerich's grave; it falls in our hearts.

Erich Maria Remarque

#8. I'm that same David Crockett, fresh from the backwoods, half-horse, half-alligator, a little touched with the snapping turtle; can wade the Mississippi, leap the Ohio, ride upon a streak of lightning, and slip without a scratch down a honey locust [tree].

Davy Crockett