Top 100 Quotes About Simon Cowell
#1. I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.
Sanjaya Malakar
#2. There are pop managers, and then there's Simon Cowell, who isn't gay, Jewish or particularly riveting. He's not without interest but he doesn't exactly have the hinterland of, say, Brian Epstein.
Peter York
#3. I'm proud to be involved with Simon Cowell and 'X Factor.'
Irving Azoff
#4. If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I'd buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then ... pour ketchup on myself!
Liam Payne
#5. I don't have many famous friends, really, except Simon Cowell.
Leona Lewis
#6. I would like to sing for the Pope. And the Queen, and at Simon Cowell's wedding.
Jackie Evancho
#7. I swear, I didn't really go in thinking, 'I'll be the Simon Cowell' of 'Top Chef.' I was just used to being a judge on British food shows where people are much more outspoken and rather rude. That's the culture over here.
Toby Young
#8. She was pretty normal back then, before Simon Cowell entered her life.
Jodie Sweetin
#9. Simon Cowell seems like a very nice guy, but I think he's a secondhand Mickie Most to be honest.
Peter Noone
#10. Alan Bennett is a starmaker; he's the Simon Cowell of the theatre world! He's a beautiful, beautiful man: completely humble and so accessible.
Russell Tovey
#11. Goodness, that Simon Cowell is a sensitive soul.
Bruce Forsyth
#12. I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.
Will Ferrell
#13. The rest of my family are obsessed by 'The X Factor:' I'm intrigued by it, although its musical values are far away from mine, like a cup of tea with 400 lumps of sugar in it. There's something very strange about Simon Cowell's lips, isn't there?
Charles Hazlewood
#14. I love Simon Cowell, he's a dear friend.
Cilla Black
#15. I like Simon Cowell - look at how many great artists have come out of the U.K. because of him.
George Benson
#16. I'm the female Simon Cowell. He said I'm the scariest woman he's ever met. I asked him why he never dated me, and he said I was too intimidating.
Janice Dickinson
#17. I've never believed that 'Idol' as a franchise is beholden to any individual because everybody said it would die the minute Simon Cowell left, and it hasn't.
Nigel Lythgoe
#18. I don't have anything against Simon Cowell and 'The X Factor.'
Marilyn Manson
#19. Simon Cowell and I are great friends, and we wind each other up. Rod Stewart and I do the same thing.
Elton John
#20. For instance: years into the future the building where X Factor is filmed could be a house. The residents may witness the spectre of Simon Cowell saying "That's possibly the worst audition I've ever seen," over and over again.
Pippa Franks
#21. I'm always being asked if I watch 'The X Factor,' and I do from time to time. I know it makes for great TV and that Simon Cowell has a real gift.
Shirley Bassey
#22. I'm not advocating violence but I think somebody should shoot Simon Cowell.
Martin Gore
#23. Maybe Simon Cowell for his effect on music. I call him Slimy Cowpat.
Mick Hucknall
#24. Simon Cowell is tight. That's why he's so successful - he's able to keep his money to himself.
Niall Horan
#25. I've never seen American Idol but I am grateful to them. That show is one of Fox's biggest moneymakers, and some of that money goes to pay for shows like Prison Break. Simon Cowell's been signing my paychecks and for that I say thanks.
Wentworth Miller
#26. As an actor, I really like Philip Seymour Hoffman. I think he's a genius.
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#27. When you get your first pay cheque, it's the best feeling in the world.
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#28. Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.
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#29. Most things in music go full circle eventually.
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#30. I think if you're an unhappy person, you're always going to be an unhappy person. You're probably going to be less unhappy if your business is doing well, if I'm being honest.
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#31. I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.
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#32. My heart, my lungs, my blood - they've all been checked. I remember one of the doctors almost being disappointed when he showed me the results because he couldn't wait to tell me what smoking was doing to me. But there was nothing there.
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#33. I work out three or four times a week, I have Botox, take tons of vitamins and vitamin infusions - if you believe that these things work, you will feel better.
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#34. My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't.
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#35. You don't hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.
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#36. I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace it.
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#37. On one level, going bust didn't bother me. It was the 80s, and there wasn't the stigma about bankruptcy that you might think. My mates weren't bothered. My dad was in business.. he knew that it happened, too. He loaned me the money to bail me out, and I got a loan from the bank to pay him back.
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#38. Praise a stranger with a few nice words and he becomes a stranger that calls you a friend.
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#39. It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns
(After Brooke White of season 7 on american idol sang the song 'Hero'
by Mariah Carey)
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#40. Choosing how you vote should not be a snap verdict based on a few minutes of television.
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#41. I don't want to tell a 15 or 14 year old what they should be doing. I want them to tell me. And that's what I got when I met Justin Bieber for the first time.
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#42. I can't admit things; that's why I can't go to funerals and stuff like that. I find it very, very difficult to deal with that kind of reality. I shut myself off totally because it affects me so badly.
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#43. I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.
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#44. Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh. I mean, I'm bad at that, when somebody is singing something terribly and I'm thinking to myself, 'If I laugh now, this is the absolute worst thing I could ever do,' and then I start laughing and I can't stop.
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#45. Anyone who goes on 'The X Factor' to make big money will be in for a big shock.
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#46. I didn't realise how important stupid people are in your life, because you ask yourself, what made stupid people so stupid? What made them the way they are?
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#47. You sounded like Dolly parton on helium."
(After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'"Eight Days A Week.)
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#48. Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
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#49. Money brings you security and choice. You can make decisions in a different way if you have a lot of money. But when you have nothing, you have a naivety, and a more fearless attitude because you have nothing to lose.
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#50. Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.
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#51. I didn't have any qualifications when I left school - I had three O-levels.
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#52. Of course I have an ego, but you have to have an ego. You have to be incredibly competitive. I can get competitive at times, way too much, and it becomes a little bit obsessive.
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#53. If you only ever heard Lady Gaga, she's the most boring singer in the world.
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#54. I am quite miserable because I'm never satisfied with what I've got. You're always looking for that next high, and that is what I would define as happiness.
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#55. We felt the time was right to open up the boundaries, and say to all of America, regardless of your age, whether you're 2, whether you're 100, regardless of what you believe your talent is - juggling, magic, singing - this is the show you can enter. It's as simple as that.
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#56. What other people think about me is none of my business .
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#57. I have total respect for anyone who discovers a band like Snow Patrol. I would be hopeless at signing a rock band, or anything alternative, cause I don't know what that audience are into and I don't particularly like that kind of music.
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#58. Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson, I thought, 'What am I doing this for? I don't ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.'
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#59. I like to know why a video has suddenly gone viral, why a song has broken, why a TV show is suddenly rating out of pattern ... I'm pretty good at understanding why things are becoming popular.
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#60. I look at him [son Eric] and I think of my dad all the time ... I was born to be a dad.
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#61. The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get frustrated.
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#62. I think America is a hard nut to crack. But once you get a toehold, it's a great place for an entrepreneur because people are so enthusiastic, and you have the most enthusiastic audiences in world.
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#63. It's the government's job to encourage entrepreneurialism and investment. Most importantly, it's the government's duty to inspire confidence.
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#64. What I would argue in my defence is that shows like 'Britain's Got Talent' and 'The X Factor' have actually got people more interested in music again and are sending more people into record stores.
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#65. I can't think of one person who is on TV who isn't vain. It's the nature of the beast. If you are on TV then you have a vanity, for sure. Just admit it! Why not?
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#66. I'm going to give all my money away, eventually. I don't believe in all this hand-down stuff. Even if I had kids, I don't think I'd want to give them everything.
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#67. If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
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#68. Would I like kids? If I knew I could be - and how could I put this delicately - faithful, then yes. I do like kids.
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#69. I was never given any hand-outs. I started at the bottom and was very good at finding people who knew more than me and learning from them.
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#70. I'm a great believer in getting checked out because if you know you're OK, you actually feel better; your mind plays a big part of it.
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#71. If I had one dog, I'd want a hundred. If I had one kid, I'd probably want a hundred. I mean, it's just the way I am.
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#72. The young people working for me are ambitious and hard-working. That work ethic has always been a trait of the British.
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#73. I probably get more satisfaction from making a show than being on a show.
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#74. If I was gay, why wouldn't I admit it? It wouldn't harm me.
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#75. Everyone who turns up on 'X Factor' does it because a door has been closed to them at some time in their lives, and this is the only shot they have got.
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#76. My dad did teach me a very important lesson about people when he explained to me that everybody around you will have an invisible sign on their head, which says, "Make me feel important."
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#77. If I said to most of the people who auditioned, 'Good job, awesome, well done,' it would have made me actually look and feel ridiculous. It's quite obvious most of the people who turned up for this audition were hopeless.
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#78. I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.
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#79. I've spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.
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#80. When someone asks, 'Does success make you into a monster?' I always say, 'No, it enables you to be a monster.'
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#81. What luxury would I take to a desert island? A mirror. It's true. I'd miss me.
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#82. You don't go into anything contemplating failure, because if you did, you wouldn't make it.
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#83. I grew up when the whole Motown thing was huge. The charts in those days were dominated by groups more than solo artists at one point.
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#84. No one really has any job security anymore, including myself.
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#85. The only people with power today are the audience. And that is increasing with Twitter, Facebook, and everything else. We cater to their likes and dislikes, and you ignore that at your peril.
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#86. I hate belongings. I hate clutter. It really bothers me because I can't think properly. If you've got distractions in front of you, your mind goes nuts.
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#87. The secret of my success is that I make other people money. And, never ever, ever, ever be ashamed about trying to earn as much as possible for yourself, if the person you're working with is also making money. That's life!
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#90. Good is not enough. You've got to be great.
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#91. Rules equal boredom, and I don't like that.
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#92. The only magazines I read are car magazines.
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#93. We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable.
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#94. I suggest we bring some normality back to this country and say if you are carrying a knife, there must be zero tolerance. If it was up to me, everyone caught with a knife would get an automatic ten year sentence.
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#95. I love TV. I love being behind the scenes on a TV show but there's something about, I don't know there's something very special when you've signed an artist and that first record comes in and it's a good record. It is an indescribable feeling.
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#96. There's no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we're happy; end of story.
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#97. I was living life like in one of those Disney movies, where I genuinely believed nobody was ever going to die
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#98. I don't mind being cast as some kind of a pantomime baddie, but I am very fair in business. I always have been. I pride myself on being fair.
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#99. I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics. So forgive me. But I am passionate about this country. I am equally passionate about the potential of the people who live here.
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#100. I turned down many chances to be on TV before 'Pop Idol' because I really wasn't interested in being famous. I didn't need it and didn't want it.
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